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Joke - 031

3 Dec 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59

FR : Un tireur d'élite entre chez son armurier pour acheter une nouvelle lunette de visée. Le gars lui présente un nouveau modèle super performant: Vous voyez la maison là-bas sur la colline à 3 km, c'est chez moi, utilisez la lunette vous y verre...

Joke - 30

16 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59

He is a rather thin man who walks into a bar and approaches a rather burly man.He tells him:- Excuse me sir, but I think my cat just killed your dog.Then the sturdy man looks at him with wide eyes and says to him:- Sorry ?- I said I think my cat just...

Joke - 29

16 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59

EN : A blonde says to her husband: - This morning, my colleague Brigitte told me that she was pregnant, and that she was expecting twins. I wouldn't want to be in his place for the world! - Well, why ? - It must be super long an 18 month pregnancy, r...

Joke - 28

14 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59

EN : One morning, Toto arrives at school with a bouquet of flowers he picked from his parents' garden. He says : - Here, mistress, it is for you. I must tell you that I am very much in love with you, and that I would like to marry you! - Thank you ve...