Assets are not fine ! FTX is not fine ! Sorry isn’t good enough Sam ! Your 22 tweets that you were “ really sorry “ and “ shocked “ at how things played out and “ hopeful “ that some kind of recovery was possible shows that your apologies were as shallow as you are.

Sure was big of you Do Kwan to apologize and take full responsibility for causing a $ 40 billion crash ! Does it mean anything to you that a handful of people took their lives after losing their life savings in the LUNA collapse ? Good to know that you are capable of self reflecting enough that you realize that you got “ carried away “ with your shitposting on crypto Twitter.

Thank God Mr. Stephen Ehrlich you were able to offload Voyager stock worth about $ 30 million before Voyager adopted the ADSP agreement ! That whole “ customer funds being FDIC insured “ was a silly mistake by the marketing team. Compared to the first two wankers you don’t seem like such a bad guy.

Going to jail ? You should be Alex Mashinsky. The lines between fantasy and reality for you are very blurred. Kelvin ??? Sure … people will forget that Celsius deal within a few month. Go to Jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $ 200.

Caroline Ellison we all have made mistakes in our 20’s and you don’t look a day over 18. Sorry to hear you lost your job as CEO at Alameda Research at the young age of 28 years old. Also sorry to hear SBF put you in a position that found you making a “ bunch of decisions “ a lot of which was “ really uncertain “ and that this was “ terrifying “. Given more time SBF could have “ coached you up “.