Imagine a world where the Russian government enslaved you if your Metamask balance was too low. Maybe don't though, because you never know...

You get 10 gwei per hour; it's actually a really great deal for you 😂

Gas fees are high, partially because the value of your transaction fuel is increasing. There are interesting dynamics at play... Maybe I'm just missing the mechanics of it, but I thought those transaction fees were imagined as being paid in gwei...

... To slaves.

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Interestingly, my Xfinity internet went out about 2 hours ago, just as I was about to post this. I am using my Pokémon GO phone now... That is a strange coincidence. This very rarely happens, if ever...

I wonder if aurothione is a real protein, or what it is. A rabbit hole research assessment suggests that it could definitely exist, as could osmione, rhubidione, platinone, stibbione, and maybe argentione, but has not yet been identified. I've been wondering for a while.

Being a whale is a big responsibility, I guess, not that I know. It's good to get a measure of the 1.5 B dollars that pumped bitcoin from 39.3K to 42.1K (39,155 low to 48,200 high for the day on Coinbase). I like that. I wonder if he planned it that way. You'd have to do some math, but you could probably do it...

I like when humans decide to support each other. I'm holding Kebab and iCream -swap tokens. Seems they could be profitable. Internet money is kind of magical (but completely calculable) this way, and finding a good time to get into a new project is key.

Here is my Maiar Wallet referral. It's the official Elrond wallet, so should be really solid. You get $10 for spending $200, and EGLD appears to be a decent investment at worst even if you get in now. Hope I'm right to wait for a better time to get more. If not, it's okay.

SFP tokens were airdropped today for using SafePal, so claim it if you haven't. I got 193, and the use case for their token is pretty good. Haha the hard wallet would have paid for itself if you had bought one (shoulda done that), but if you didn't I guess you'll still be able to get a discount if you use the token 😂

This is a good Bloomberg opinion of bitcoin from an accounting perspective.

Partially inspired by a meme originally posted on Torum (you should totally join).

That game is still in progress, but crypto is a huge distraction 😂

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