"The goal of all life is death."
Sigmund Freud

In classical Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the death drive is the drive toward death and destruction, often expressed through behaviors such as aggression, repetition compulsion, and self-destructiveness (Wikipedia).  In neo-ridiculous Western politics, the death drive is a way of life.  Freudian Death Drive 2024 is the latest installment in the popular franchise of sci-fi political action thrillers starring Hulk Hogan, the guy from Hillbilly Elegy, and club kid Michael Alig.  It takes place in a dystopian American society in 2024, in which a murderous transcontinental road race/political campaign has become a form of national entertainment.

The goal of the race is to kill as many of your opponents as possible.  In the film, Hulk Hogan reaches across the lanes of speeding, homicidal traffic in an attempt to make peace for the betterment of society, but the Secretary of Defense, played by renowned murderous party monster Michael Alig, tries to have him killed.

Here is Michael Alig with his cabinet, campaigning for Harris-Walz from beyond the grave.  He died in 2020.  Of course, that doesn't prevent him from participating in the Freudian Death Drive.  Most of the voters and half the politicians in the race have been deceased for years.

Welcome to the future.

Björk served briefly as the Secretary of Artful Weirdness under Alig in the 90s, but distanced herself from the party when she realized how hateful they were.  On the first track of her 2022 song manifesto Fossora she writes, “If we don’t grow outwards towards love, we’ll implode inwards towards destruction."  The track is called "Atopos," and its title is derived from the Greek for "unusual," or "out of place."

Apparently, she felt out of place smiling like a piece of bologna in a demon sandwich.

Good for her.

While Björk and many others have separated themselves from the death race, some have a great deal invested in its outcome.  If you can't decide which racer to vote for in the rotating death cycle, the overpaid idlers at the Pablo Smog Foundation have prepared a chart you may find useful.  If life is a tug-of-war between survival and annihilation, and the different racers represent opposing sides of this duality,

Which side shall I choose?  The party of life, or the party of death?  Can a true Hulkamaniac partake of Michael Alig's drug and demon sandwich without feeling the nauseous, transsexual effects?  Is the party of death willing to let me live, or is it trying to drag me unto hell, that all of us may die?  Is it possible to reach across the aisle and live among the dead?  Is death really a part of life, or is it the opposite of life?  Shall I choose Björk, or Michael Alig?  Fauci, or Hulk Hogan?

Thanatos, or Eros?

If it is true that "the death drive is a force that is not essential to the life of an organism, and tends to denature it or make it behave in ways that are sometimes counter-intuitive," as Wikipedia states,

It is perhaps essential to slam upon the brakes of the death car careening over the cliff, and walk away.  From the party of death, at least, if not the race entirely.

As Björk writes in the song below, "To insist on absolute justice at all times blocks connection."

So it does.

Freudian Death Drive 2024 is the blockbuster sci-fi political action thriller bearing down on all of us this fall.  The speeding hearse of death has been retrofitted with lies in a laughable attempt to appear benevolent and harmless.  But it clearly isn't harmless.  The purpose of the vehicle is to transport the dead to a land of endless torment.  Heaven, if they're saved.  But who will survive the proceedings?  Who will be left standing when the bomb-smoke finally clears?  

The party of murderous, self-mutilating monsters?

The Minnesota Marxists?

The chicks? 

The sheep?

The pigs?

The weirdo in the wig?

The pedo with the party axe?

The vocal coalition of local Hulkamaniacs?

Time is running out.

Which side will you choose?