When I bought my Car I already heard that Alfa builds shity Cars

but it was A Beautifuel Motherfucker and i could aford it with the little Money I had

so I thought to my self ,"Hey it cant be so Bad,it looks Nice and how much can possibly go wrong".

Well the pre owner warned me that he had to fix alot in the 6 Years he was driving it ,he even gave me 

the repair bills he had to pay since he bought the car and  it was a big slip of paper,so i thought to myself" Wow if this guy already payed so much for Repair bills how much more can possibly break down?".

Since then i Had a lot of Repair bills every Year for the Last 8 Years,there where things like the timing belt(all 60.000km-Fuck you Alfa)

and the Breaks that were Rusty but also the Turbo that was losing Oil when i bought the car and since I Swapped it, the New Turbo is loosing Oil again-aaaah.

The Alternator that gave Up on me when i was driving Home from vacation on a Rainy Thursday at 4 AM on an Austrian Highway where we have radars every 2 kilometres but we have no Lights because all the tax money is used up for Radars so everything was Pitch black and i was fucked.

Once A Dog took a Shit on my Car,he Sprayed the Drivers Door with his Shit to show his Opinion on my Car,even Dogs Hate it.

Thers this little Red Bird that is sitting on my Antenna  from time to time,I call him Red and i  think he only sits there to take a Shit on my Car 

but thats Ok cause I like that little Fucker Red.Unfortunately hes Flying away every Time when i try to Photograph him.

And now right after i had Maintenance on the Car last week,yesterday the Shock Absorber broke down when i started the Car :(,it looks like i lowered down the car but i didnt.

Yeah i probably should have bought myself a New Car but i cant afford a good one so i´m Repairing this Shit till i Die.

Others Call their Car Baby ,I call mine Asshole-Heres my only Advise Dont Buy yourself a Alfa 159 ever.

Thats it my first Post and if u dont like go and take a Shit on my Alfa.   Cheerios