3 Reasons Why You Should Farm FARM on Harvest Finance - CropSpotter [Weird Al' Yankovic Throwback]
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3 Reasons Why You Should Farm FARM on Harvest Finance - CropSpotter [Weird Al' Yankovic Throwback]

By Ruth eMouse | Jokes | 10 Feb 2021


Re: CropSpotter Writing Contest
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Yet another season is upon us. So, let's get down to business shall we. Below you'll find a quick and dirty overview of our strategy this season, and then in the comments, you can let me, your Harvest CEO, know .... how you're going to get your hoes on the field, and down to work.   

As an investor, you'll be pleased to know your lovely harvest options. 

Strategic Pool:  FARM   

Farm Token Pool

Strategy Stats

FARM Stats

Investor Type: 

Beginners, Bulls, and Whales  

 

Three Reasons for Farming FARM 

  • Raising FARM Prices 
  • Consistently High APY %
  • Extremely low chance of becoming inactive

 


And if all of this can't convince you -- remember that a good FARM life leads to amish-hood. 

no wait that doesn't sound right

.... a good Amish person .... leads a great FARM life ....   

 


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