So, I am all for small government, but, someone has to do something. Yesterday was my 50th birthday. Now, I am not saying I am some spring chicken. I get that most probably more than half my life has past, but, that is no reason to get a letter from the AARP about joining up. That is just a little ridiculous. I still have three children that have yet to start high school. I still go running three or four times a week.  I have a lot of life left in me, I do not need to get a letter about joining a club for old people on my birthday. And how do they even do that, an actual letter in the mailbox on my exact 50th birthday.

Now, I should admit I am retired. I work part time at a school 20 hours a week, but, as far as the rat race, I checked out.  Still, there is no need for the AARP to think a young, vibrant, hip dude like me needs to join up.  So, I am proposing a law against it. Something, anything. They should not be allowed to ruin my birthday by calling me old, out of nowhere.  Anyhow, it's just not necessary.