If you expect the following to make any sense (or have anything to do with potatoes, for that matter), then you will be sadly disappointed. Why? Because f**k Donald Trump, that's why! May he rot in jail.

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner. Things had been rough since leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash. He's in a boy band, which doesn't make much sense for a snake. Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick, not even the alt right (or Rosie O'Donnell).

Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. (It was probably PVM's Biswap memes, about which only he cares.) Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood. Everything was going so well until he was accosted by a purple giraffe. He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid. He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be. Art doesn't have to be intentional. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well. There's a reason that roses have thorns. It has nothing to do with there being over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer. I’m a living furnace. I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. if I only could, I surely would.

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other. You might think there's something significant about that, but there isn't. I operate on GMT, because DST is German nonsense.

Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose. His name is Mr. Pickle. He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

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