Glass-Blowing Bastards!

By Great White Snark | The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS | 25 Sep 2025

Sometimes, I feel the need to yell obscenities and see what reactions I get, just for fun. It's not Tourettes, because I can control it and there are no tics, but I still have the urges. Currently, I'm compelled to yell "boobs" at random moments (and have been so inclined for about a month or two). The other option is "fart weasels on toast"!

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Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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