{todays message is brought to you by the letter C}
(Everybody catch the beat, clap your hands, and sing along!)
Now once upon the time, on the crpyto scene /
i was using BlockFi with the BTC /
i was earnin some interest and stacking them stats! //
then eth 2 said stake me! (on coinbase!) /
When i tried to stake before i was sad ///
needed 32 eth, which i never had ///
but there is no min to stake with ETH2 anymore//
so I bought what i could, with fiat of course//
now the bankers, they always have something to say /
"we run hedges, and you cant play!" /
used to break my heart, they tried to keep me down //
but cryptos for the people and we flipped around //
now the youngin's be running for the doggy doge ///
"cryptos cool but this is moon gold" ///
and then one day up on SNL //
Elon said it was a hustle sent it all to hell //
he said "hear ye! hear ye! come one come all!" /
"buy satellites with doge and we'll have a ball!" /
"so if you got the coin, put it in my pocket" //
"and i'll will fly the payload up in my rocket" //
so i, checked my wallet but i was out of cash ///
then i remembered my Rollercoin crypto stash ///
i even asked my credit card "may i?" //
before i could finish [DECLINED] they replied //
now the hedges are scrambling jumping into crypto /
the government is wondering where the dollar will go /
they tax it, they blast it, they know that we'll max it //
The scream as our profits go radioactive! //
and as they stood there, shaking their fists! /
we jump into our rockets and blast off like this! /
(Earning interest on your coins)
And i'm the Rapper named SnarkRemark!
(will increase percentage points)
And i'm the Rapper named SnarkRemark!
