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A Salesman’s Adventure - A Walk through the New York Job Market

By Harry Maximillian | HarryMaximillian | 29 Jan 2023


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As I headed down the subway steps I asked the sales manager, who was tasked with evaluating me for the day, ‘Where are we going?’ He replied simply, ‘Glendale’. I had never heard of the place. I thought about walking away right there. I had been told to expect a full day trial, unpaid, held at what I believed would be their offices near Times Square. The thought of spending the day in unfamiliar territory made me uncomfortable. However, I decided to ignore those negative instincts and take the steps down to the subway. I had nothing to lose. Worst case, I could write about it.

After a forty minute train ride we arrived at our destination. The sales manager unpacked his case to reveal a foldable table. He set up the table under the tracks of the subway, placed a white cloth on the table and two cell phone boxes. He then started shouting, ‘Free cell phones!’ ‘Free service for cell phones!’ After 10 minutes of training I was expected to repeat the same lines and attract people to sign up for a cell phone at a giveaway price of $99 which would come with free calls and data for life. A great deal if you qualify. There was no basic salary. That wasn’t something that was made clear in the ad. After 15 minutes I took a bathroom break and ordered an Uber.

Welcome to sales jobs in New York.

This article follows the journey of a salesman around the New York job market.

The starting point for sales jobs in New York is always the same, Craig’s List. A quick plug here. Sell Me This Pen Careers is aiming to be New York’s #1 Sales Job Platform. You can check out the latest remote and non-remote jobs here. It’s my company which I set up realizing that there should be a one stop shop for sales jobs.

I have tried most sales jobs out both located in New York and remote. Mostly as an education for my new sales focused recruitment firm Sell Me This Pen Careers and partly to earn cash to launch my new business and pay a few bills along the way.

That first experience was enough to stop my search in its tracks. For who wants to be standing on the street screaming out, ‘Free cell phones!’ when it is cold and wet. Despite my lack of interest in closing sales on the street I would still rate myself as hungry with a fire in my belly unmatched by the majority of people. But the job just wasn’t for me. Next…

Next up was a remote position with a Boston based event staffing company. My job was to call up people who had inquired as to the cost and availability of staff for their upcoming wedding, birthday or cocktail party and attempt to persuade them to use our bar staff and waitstaff. I had to work 20 hours a week at $20 an hour plus 2.5% on the sales I made. It was a pleasant, relatively challenging and rewarding job. I spoke to a large number of receptive clients who trusted me with their wedding arrangements. I was quickly promoted to sales manager until the owner was booted off the gig platform that was the source of much of his business. I was fired shortly after. Next.

Next up was an interview at a Wall Street based Merchant Cash Advance firm. If you study Craig’s List as often as I do you will no doubt come across something called MCA or Merchant Cash Advance. In a nutshell it is a way of funding small businesses which are short of money. The MCA provider advances money to businesses backed by the business’ credit card sales. Salespeople usually cold call mom and pop businesses asking if they have a requirement for cash. MCA sales jobs are generally commission only roles based from an office. There are usually 3 or 4 MCA businesses advertising for sales brokers on any given day.

I attended an interview and was asked to pitch the owners product with no knowledge of MCA at the time. It was a great pitch, if I do say so myself, which Mr. Belfort would have been proud of, but I wasn’t offered the job. I attended another interview for an MCA firm based in Midtown Manhattan where they paid a basic of $17 per hour and provided lunch. I was offered this job but decided to stick with the event management gig. I preferred remote work.

A role I would have liked to have landed was a Solar Power gig based in Brooklyn. They were looking to hire staff to switch consumers from their existing energy supplier to solar. It was paying an attractive base of up to $25 per hour plus commissions. Solar seems like a good market to get involved in, I reasoned. But they were looking for someone different than me and I was on to the next interview.

Enter Legal software. It was an appealing advert. $55,000 base plus commission. That base was sure to motivate me and of course pay my bills with some money left over for my sales recruitment venture. I was called into an interview on Jamaica Avenue, Queens. The juicy base wasn’t without a catch. I had to call on 20 law firms each day. That required a car, which I did not possess. It was also December. Going door to door in the sub zero temperatures wasn’t my idea of fun, good basic or no basic. Undeterred I very reluctantly volunteered for the challenge. And, as envisaged, making 20 calls a day was no push over. But it was achievable. After I had made my 20 calls I had the day to myself. All I needed was a very warm coat. And of course I got to know the streets of New York like the back of my hand.

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Collections was the next job I saw advertised on Craig’s List. If you are late with your medical bill or paying your pool cleaner, the account is sometimes sold to a collections agency who puts the dogs on you and usually ends up collecting. No violence, just a stream of annoying phone calls and unwanted letters, until you can’t take it anymore. My job was to sign up firms which were owed money. At $16.50 an hour plus commission of 5% on any new accounts I signed up plus a flexible work schedule this seemed a job worth a try. It wasn’t as lucrative as selling legal software but at least I would be working from a warm office. I survived two weeks. Making 200 calls a day was not for me.

The one job I really wanted was the position as a front desk sales associate for a MidTown tennis club. The hours were anti-social, 3pm - 10pm, the pay only $16 per hour but it would give me the entire day to work on my own projects. I was also a keen tennis player. I figured I was sure to get some practice in during my breaks. I was sad to learn that I had been passed over in favor of someone else ‘with more experience’.

Another popular job on Craig’s List is sales jobs with Moving companies. Those are companies that pack up your house or apartment as you move to a more spacious home or downscale. This particular job advertised a basic plus a company car. After I traveled the hour to the company’s beat up office I was told there was no basic and as for the company car, I must have misread the advert. It’s also a highly competitive market, aren’t they all, so earning sufficient commission to pay the bills was going to be touch and go.

Another job which I was mildly upset not to get was as a sales manager for a marquee hire company. Again, like the moving company it was commission only. However, I would receive 5% of every order I processed from incoming calls. In sales this position is called an order taker. There is little actual sales involved. The owner informed me that last year the company had sales of $1.3m so that should equate to an annual commission of $65,000. Not bad I thought. They even asked me when I could start. I had finally found my ideal sales job I contemplated with a content feeling in my stomach. But then I received a message to say they had other candidates to interview and that they would contact me with a decision by the end of the week. I never heard from them again.

It was back to the street and selling legal software. But not before an interview for a job as a Talent Scout. That sounds interesting I thought. ‘Talent scout for what?’ my girlfriend asked. I would have to go to the interview to find out. The answer to that pertinent question was soon answered. The job paid $20 per hour. My role was to stand in Times Square for four hours on Saturday and Sunday walking up to attractive girls and asking, ‘Are you a model?’ Of course most would answer in the negative. ‘Well you should seriously consider it,’ I would follow up with, and then attempt to sign them up to an acting or modeling course. I was up for the challenge. My girlfriend on the other hand forbade me from even considering it.

These weren’t the only sales jobs, just the most memorable. There was the account manager job for a local newspaper. $200 per week draw on commission. There was also the sales broker job for a waste gold company that expected me to  call up dentists to ask if they had any gold laying around which they had extracted from their patient’s mouth recently. The dentist was offered top dollar for the previously discarded precious metal. It’s a lucrative business apparently. But it wasn’t for me. At $17 per hour and a commission structure which Bud Fox would have difficulty achieving my search continues. All for the sake of research obviously…

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Harry Maximillian
Harry Maximillian

I am an author, freelance writer, coach and entrepreneur. I write on a wide range of subjects from self-help tips to personal finance, from handling death to cryptocurrency, from combating aging to exercise. My aim is to inspire and inform.


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