Access+ Granted-

Give me liberty or give me death

Covid 19: Access granted

Give me a degree and give me debt

College: Access granted

Give me cancer and give me tranquility

Cigarette: Access granted

Give me money or give me debt

Gambling: Access granted

Give me joy and give me high blood pressure

Sugar: Access granted

Give me justice or give me hate

USA: Access granted

Give me pleasure and steal my brain cells

Masturbation: Access granted

Give me power or give me PTSD

Gun: Access granted

Give me a personality and drain my immune system

Beer: Access granted

Give me freedom or make me a slave

Internet: Access granted

Give me laughter or make me offended

Comedy: Access granted

Give me stuff and take over my land

China: Access granted

Give me music or rape my ears

Modern day rap: Access granted

Give me water or give me juice

Vending machine: Access granted

Give me love or give me a heartache

Tinder: Access granted

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A poetry collection of original poems inspired by reality and the internet. All poems are written by 33 Nanoseconds

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