I’m not teasing
When I say you’re attractive.
I’m yours for the taking,
Would like to be your captive.
I’d be waiting for you tonight,
When we can stage a kidnap.
From the window I’d alight,
And jump onto your lap.
Wouldn’t it be fabulous
To hear about us in the news?
It’d also be marvelous
To have your mother’s views.
What do you say to my proposal?
I know you’re not cowardly,
So I’ll reject your refusal,
As it could be executed perfectly.
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