There was once a guy,
A fashion encyclopedia.
Taught us what to buy,
How to create a mania.
In the days of yore,
It was our only game,
Though whatever we wore,
We looked exactly the same.
Still, we were keen,
But each was a fool.
No matter how we preened,
Were never successful.
This went on for half a year,
When we resigned to our fates.
Were then content to hear,
About hearts he won on dates.
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