- Hey, human!
- What?
- Hey human, do you understand me?
- Oh no, another alien who wants to take over the world.
- How do you know I'm an alien? And, I have no intention to conquer the world!
- Let's say that with that slightly convoluted shape, a disproportionate number of arms (or are they legs?) and the head if it is the head, which is not where it should be, there are many possibilities that you are an alien from another planet.
- Actually, I won't be from another planet, I come from another galaxy.
- Oh yes? Interesting! And if you are not here to conquer us, what are you looking for.
- I am looking for shelter because I am lost myself during a galaxy tour. I do not know anything about this world. I need your help. I need you to provide me with information.
- What information are you talking about?
- Everything I need to know to survive on this strange planet.
- Um! Interesting! Do you know what the web is?
- The web?
- Do you have any idea what a search engine is?
- Search engine?
- Wow, this time the world is not in danger, and if I play my cards right I will win another affiliate.
- Affiliate, what is an affiliate?
- Nothing important, I was thinking aloud.
- ?!?
- Ok, look! This is a smartphone, sign up with this link to Presearch and that's it.
- But why should I use this link?
- Nothing important, you just do it and you will become my referral
- Done, I signed up for Presearch with that link, and now?
- Now, enter here, in this space, what you are looking and it will provide you with the link to the answers.
- So, if I write "Restaurants near Saturn?" it answers me.
- Calm down! Do not exaggerate, but if you are looking for those restaurants nearby, it will probably answer you.

Three hours later.

- Then? Could I have my smartphone back? Should I go?
- I cannot give it back. I need it for continuing my researches on Presearch.
- Buy one if you need it, I need my smartphone.
- OK, it's good. Let me do the last research! "How to make a human who wants his phone back disappear?"
- Oops!