Three cryptocurrency coins in the palm of a person's hand

All the ETH I Can Get (A Filk)

By Great White Snark | Cryptographic Anarchy: (Mis)Adventures in Crypto | 6 Jan 2023

The below is a filk of More by The Sisters of Mercy (written by Andrew Eldrich and Jim Steinman).

[Intro]
Some people get by
With a little crypto farming.
Some people get by
With a whole lot more.
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding.
One thing I know,
I want more.
(I want more.)

[Chorus]
(And I need all the ETH that I can't get to)
(And I need all the ETH I can get)
(And I need all the ETH that I can't get to!)

D'you get scared to lose so much,
To watch the markets crashing?
So up, so down, so far, so out of control?
Hard to come by, and harder to HODL.

[Refrain]
Some people get by
With a little crypto staking.
Some people get by
With a whole lot more.
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding.
I want more.

[Chorus]

There are parts of me that don't get nervous
They're the parts that stake.
You won't get what you deserve;
You're not what scammers take!
Learning to cry for fun and profit,
I'm not done yet!
Stablecoin dollars or the latest shitcoin,
Anything I can get!

[Refrain]

[Chorus]

All the ETH that you can get,
All the ETH
That I can't get to ...

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Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.

Cryptographic Anarchy: (Mis)Adventures in Crypto

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