The Crypto Weather Forecast is my daily take on the crypto market, sometimes serious, sometimes sarcastic, often with a wink, and Always Honest!
18 Jul 2025 4 minute read 2 comments BitcoinBaby
Did you miss me?Sure, you did. Even if it was only because nobody uses as many GIFS in a post as I do and you were getting withdrawal symptoms by now. Yeah, I took a break, I did not have too much to tell except that I was right for the gazillion...
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - F Tha $Dollar$](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1132820.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=bfedec3094e8dc44f36961d0419f59fcfca569cd8767f06321eabfbdf5268fb1)
13 Jun 2025 4 minute read 4 comments BitcoinBaby
Did You Miss Me? I guess not.... Who would miss the Baby of Doom, Crying Wolf, thatย ALTS ARE DEAD Dead as Dead can Be Alright, I get it.It is no fun hearing me say ALTs are dead, itยดs not what you degens want to hear. But look at the facts......
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - Sorry ALTs ,You Are Still Dead โฝแดดแตแตแต สธแตแต...แตแตแต หกแตแตแต สธแตแตโพ](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1127380.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=052b76e16545c4b3f4f224555befa7e4109b2818178fa0a13e913f8bd4efb39f)
9 May 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
Did you miss me?I was hiding under a rock, because things did not go as planned... You know that slightly overplayed and overrated song that goes....ย Nobody said it was easy.... Well, that is exactly how I feel atm. For years, I have been waiting...
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - Iยดm so lost, I asked Google Maps for financial advice](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1121857.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=561fd5999e7c6c665bf7aef150efdc100e3f9fa3effe3408e8bbec8a68bc08de)
15 Apr 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
OM(G), WTF just happened to Mantra?That project looked so good. It is the best RWA project so far, and RWA is the future, so... This last year I bought almost 400 tokens, sure that is a baby bag, but it was this baby's bag and by January it was thi...
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - OM(G) , My Biggest Bag Was A Scam????](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1118048.jpg?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=1f26c6bc77c728f6ad690dc9ed7f67fb17e928c2e65b6e62392ae44ef49f6ea5)
9 Apr 2025 5 minute read 11 comments BitcoinBaby
This Guy has been in such a hurry, itยดs suspicious.I was thinking about it last weekend, and I thought most people in such a rush are those who know that they are dying. Actions Of A Fool Or A Dying Orange Man? Why else do you want to push through...
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - Is Trump Dying? Or Only Killing The Market?](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1117005.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=d2f56c5ea24b3b4cc17f9e031059c8625ad79dd573286e0327a62f64df260c61)
2 Apr 2025 4 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
Okay, itยดs April 2nd, 2025, a historic day for global markets, after months of FUF, the tariffs will come into play today. Finally, we will see their true impact. Will they make America rich again, or are they just another Trump Dud? As you should...
28 Mar 2025 5 minute read 7 comments BitcoinBaby
Okay, Maybe Itยดs Me! Maybe I am just traumatized, I have been seeing my holdings dump in April & May for years. That is what I have grown used to. But historically, April and even May were bullish, and August and September are the real Bear months....
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - I Think I Have Crypto PTSD](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1115180.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=661c32e6a27696b6a266f8719b5c9732b6bd84f44732df8a3252aaf51a8d0a23)
25 Mar 2025 6 minute read 3 comments BitcoinBaby
ย Oh that Great Reset.... we are all waiting for it... But it seems it has already happened in crypto. No Mo ALT Season As the crypto verse matures, volatility will diminish and so will your 1000X dreams. We are seeing the initial impact already, bo...
![[โ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ] ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐น๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ - Is This Cycle The Great Crypto Reset?](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1114753.png?action=fit&ar=1&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=1141168c1b33c9ad70a16b24a37d3dca1fd8d9f74309ff01da8cc77e1fc47335)
24 Feb 2025 3 minute read 21 comments BitcoinBaby
Gotta give it to the PI People their shitcoin launch did not go as I expected. Now even meme coins have momentum so I might be too early saying this, as itยดs been only two days, but This is actually quite bullish, I donยดt get it but congrats to the...
22 Jun 2024 4 minute read 5 comments BitcoinBaby
I Am Loving It!I love it when a plan comes together, much more than a stinky McD burger tbh. ALTs have been dipping since the end of April, even though BTC remained in a range. This last bit I kinda expected, ๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ง๐ผ๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ง๐ผ ๐๐๐ (๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ) ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ or ๐...
