The Crypto Weather Forecast is my daily take on the crypto market, sometimes serious, sometimes sarcastic, often with a wink, and Always Honest!
18 Jul 2025 4 minute read 2 comments BitcoinBaby
Did you miss me?Sure, you did. Even if it was only because nobody uses as many GIFS in a post as I do and you were getting withdrawal symptoms by now. Yeah, I took a break, I did not have too much to tell except that I was right for the gazillion...
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - F Tha $Dollar$](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1132820.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=31d3b9ef194ed3985af20b3fa765cc18c980574cb0c6ed2b373766d529ac13a6)
13 Jun 2025 4 minute read 4 comments BitcoinBaby
Did You Miss Me? I guess not.... Who would miss the Baby of Doom, Crying Wolf, that ALTS ARE DEAD Dead as Dead can Be Alright, I get it.It is no fun hearing me say ALTs are dead, it´s not what you degens want to hear. But look at the facts......
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - Sorry ALTs ,You Are Still Dead ⁽ᴴᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ...ᵇᵘᵗ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ⁾](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1127380.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=0935ef9f385d64e6bb12d2820fe97a2b03dd18af375b6c4d88bcf1fc6eab68d1)
9 May 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
Did you miss me?I was hiding under a rock, because things did not go as planned... You know that slightly overplayed and overrated song that goes.... Nobody said it was easy.... Well, that is exactly how I feel atm. For years, I have been waiting...
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - I´m so lost, I asked Google Maps for financial advice](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1121857.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=3527d49a0aee5051cb24954503357e4850abf65c04414f40f636af2b0c46cb6e)
15 Apr 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
OM(G), WTF just happened to Mantra?That project looked so good. It is the best RWA project so far, and RWA is the future, so... This last year I bought almost 400 tokens, sure that is a baby bag, but it was this baby's bag and by January it was thi...
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - OM(G) , My Biggest Bag Was A Scam????](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1118048.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=9ceaf359022b908c32788e61630d08276068cabe37da99ddab494891ab5e7e3d)
9 Apr 2025 5 minute read 11 comments BitcoinBaby
This Guy has been in such a hurry, it´s suspicious.I was thinking about it last weekend, and I thought most people in such a rush are those who know that they are dying. Actions Of A Fool Or A Dying Orange Man? Why else do you want to push through...
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - Is Trump Dying? Or Only Killing The Market?](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1117005.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=cbd8d4c82f58dab97c77a71cb6d431cf84cf386e35e99e7c42b7bcbc7b64b6c6)
2 Apr 2025 4 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby
Okay, it´s April 2nd, 2025, a historic day for global markets, after months of FUF, the tariffs will come into play today. Finally, we will see their true impact. Will they make America rich again, or are they just another Trump Dud? As you should...
28 Mar 2025 5 minute read 7 comments BitcoinBaby
Okay, Maybe It´s Me! Maybe I am just traumatized, I have been seeing my holdings dump in April & May for years. That is what I have grown used to. But historically, April and even May were bullish, and August and September are the real Bear months....
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - I Think I Have Crypto PTSD](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1115180.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=5be9099981cf16f69f1142666b4b2e95edbec810e8d15b11119d5dcc1a75c605)
25 Mar 2025 6 minute read 3 comments BitcoinBaby
Oh that Great Reset.... we are all waiting for it... But it seems it has already happened in crypto. No Mo ALT Season As the crypto verse matures, volatility will diminish and so will your 1000X dreams. We are seeing the initial impact already, bo...
![[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - Is This Cycle The Great Crypto Reset?](https://www.publish0x.com/img/1114753.webp?action=fit&ar=1&enc=webp&h=287&inv=0&ori=1&st=1&up=1&w=510&signature=d00cca033c4630ca2dc5ffc9ed90742342e5958b0b37a2d68ba993b8b5952c41)
24 Feb 2025 3 minute read 21 comments BitcoinBaby
Gotta give it to the PI People their shitcoin launch did not go as I expected. Now even meme coins have momentum so I might be too early saying this, as it´s been only two days, but This is actually quite bullish, I don´t get it but congrats to the...
22 Jun 2024 4 minute read 5 comments BitcoinBaby
I Am Loving It!I love it when a plan comes together, much more than a stinky McD burger tbh. ALTs have been dipping since the end of April, even though BTC remained in a range. This last bit I kinda expected, 𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗕𝘂𝘆 (𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲) 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼 or 𝕊...
