Crypto Weather Forecast
Crypto Weather Forecast

Crypto Weather Forecast

The Crypto Weather Forecast is my daily take on the crypto market, sometimes serious, sometimes sarcastic, often with a wink, and Always Honest!


[โ„•๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ] ๐•Š๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ - Iยดm so lost, I asked Google Maps for financial advice

9 May 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby

Did you miss me?I was hiding under a rock, because things did not go as planned... You know that slightly overplayed and overrated song that goes....ย Nobody said it was easy.... Well, that is exactly how I feel atm. For years, I have been waiting...

[โ„•๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ] ๐•Š๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ - OM(G) , My Biggest Bag Was A Scam????

15 Apr 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby

OM(G), WTF just happened to Mantra?That project looked so good. It is the best RWA project so far, and RWA is the future, so... This last year I bought almost 400 tokens, sure that is a baby bag, but it was this baby's bag and by January it was thi...

[โ„•๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ] ๐•Š๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ - Is Trump Dying? Or Only Killing The Market?

9 Apr 2025 5 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby

This Guy has been in such a hurry, itยดs suspicious.I was thinking about it last weekend, and I thought most people in such a rush are those who know that they are dying. Actions Of A Fool Or A Dying Orange Man? Why else do you want to push through...

๐”ป๐•  โ„•๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ƒ๐•’๐•ฆ๐•˜๐•™ ๐”ธ๐•ฅ โ„™๐•€ - ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ Is ๐—ฃ๐—œ Coin ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ต ๐—œ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ต๐˜€

2 Apr 2025 4 minute read 9 comments BitcoinBaby

Okay, itยดs April 2nd, 2025, a historic day for global markets, after months of FUF, the tariffs will come into play today. Finally, we will see their true impact. Will they make America rich again, or are they just another Trump Dud? As you should...

[โ„•๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ] ๐•Š๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ - I Think I Have Crypto PTSD

28 Mar 2025 5 minute read 7 comments BitcoinBaby

Okay, Maybe Itยดs Me! Maybe I am just traumatized, I have been seeing my holdings dump in April & May for years. That is what I have grown used to. But historically, April and even May were bullish, and August and September are the real Bear months....

[โ„•๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ] ๐•Š๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ - Is This Cycle The Great Crypto Reset?

25 Mar 2025 6 minute read 3 comments BitcoinBaby

ย  Oh that Great Reset.... we are all waiting for it... But it seems it has already happened in crypto. No Mo ALT Season As the crypto verse matures, volatility will diminish and so will your 1000X dreams. We are seeing the initial impact already, bo...

๐•€ โ„‚๐•’๐•Ÿยด๐•ฅ ๐”น๐•–๐•๐•š๐•–๐•ง๐•– ๐•€๐•ฅ - PI Network Live & Above $1

24 Feb 2025 3 minute read 21 comments BitcoinBaby

Gotta give it to the PI People their shitcoin launch did not go as I expected. Now even meme coins have momentum so I might be too early saying this, as itยดs been only two days, but This is actually quite bullish, I donยดt get it but congrats to the...

๐—œ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฆ๐—ผ, ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜... ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—”๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ฝ ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฏ

22 Jun 2024 4 minute read 5 comments BitcoinBaby

I Am Loving It!I love it when a plan comes together, much more than a stinky McD burger tbh. ALTs have been dipping since the end of April, even though BTC remained in a range. This last bit I kinda expected, ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ผ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† (๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ) ๐—–๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ผ or ๐•Š...

๐—•๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐—ง๐—™๐˜€ - When will the hurting stop?

20 Jan 2024 2 minute read 0 comments BitcoinBaby

Just a short little update after 6 days of ETF trading. I found some details on in and outflows over the first six days and I decided to do the math. Simple Math, just to see how worried I should be about the huge outflows from Grayscale the media is...

My First Bear Market - Being wrong in a Bear Market is Expensive

10 Jul 2022 5 minute read 12 comments BitcoinBaby

Itยดs been about a month since I first got rugged... Can I call it rugged, I guess so. If you lend someone money and they donยดt give it back you get rugged. Even if they have a disclaimer that they are not liable in case of Bankruptcy. Yup, if you hav...