Unidentified Object 232 South Dakota
Class: C (Neutral)
Special Containment Procedures: Object 232 South Dakota must be kept in a room with a ceiling height of 8.9 feet or greater, with custom furniture, access to cable TV, internet, three different sewing machines and 2 (two) printed books per month, as well as access to the facility's library. The object also has the right to take 2 (two) accompanied walks in the vicinity of the installation, as well as attend classes taught by professionals in the sector and circulate freely throughout the site 16 with employee permissions. The right to post photos and videos was denied, as was access to cameras. No firearm must be visible in the presence of the object under no circumstances.
Description: The UO 232 SD is an 8.8-foot humanoid creature that goes by the name Billy. Its body is covered with hair up to 0.5mm thick and growing up to 25cm in length, which, with the exception of those that grow on the top of the head, are trimmed once every two days (on average). Billy has an IQ of 150, and attends classes, having earned degrees in mechanical engineering, law, accounting, and medicine, and has become a CIA and NSA employee as a researcher and teacher for agents with access level B or higher.
Despite his fearsome appearance, Billy has a calm, docile and benevolent demeanor, having attacked living beings on only two occasions. In one, one of the agents responsible for his security ended up exposing a 9mm Glock pistol, which led Billy to kick him away, fracturing two of his ribs in the process. In another, an unregistered intruder held an employee with an unregistered sawed-off shotgun, causing Billy to panic, breaking both of his arms. After this incident, accesses to psychiatry and psychology professionals were registered, and are awaiting release.
In everyday life, Billy can easily be mistaken for the children's book figure Hagrid, with the exception of his clothes, which, tailor-made, consist of several suits, overcoats and pants, all with impeccable details. Billy usually sews about 15 (fifteen) different sets of clothes a month, the vast majority of which he sends to charities. Every year Billy also files his taxes, and offers to help calculate taxes for other employees, as well as build family planning for new employees. Employees' children are allowed to interact with the object, as long as they do not bring cameras or toys that resemble firearms.
Billy has a slow aging rate, and is estimated to be between two and three hundred years old. He claims to be a descendant of English immigrants, but was left for dead by [DATA EXPUNGED]. He also claims to be fluent in five languages, including English, French, Spanish and two indigenous dialects, as well as the title of “Big Hairy Bear” among some indigenous tribes [NOT PROVEN].
Unlike other anomalies, Billy voluntarily turned himself in to federal agents, stating "he doesn't want people to be afraid of him". On the occasion, Billy wore brown bear skin pants and a coat made from the skin of eight (8) wolves of unidentified species, and presented the agents with handicrafts produced with indigenous techniques.
Billy is currently in a serious relationship with Dr. Michelle McConnor, who has special permission to stay in the individual's room at night, with the exception of college testing periods (per Billy's request). He also recently converted to the Lutheran religion, and says he wants to "leave a better world to his children."
