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H.O.A.X. Net Introduces DodgeCoin, the World's Most Powerful Memecoin!

14 Nov 2021 3 minute read 2 comments MarvinScottMarvin

Is there someone in your life who constantly annoys you and sticks around like dog poop on your shoe? Want to tell them to leave you alone either temporarily, indefinitely, or permanently and make that happen? Want to remove someone from your life an...

ex-US president secures his place as a-hole of the century

19 Oct 2021 1 minute read 9 comments crafter

The ex US president, who lost the last US presidential election to Joe Biden, issued a press statement about the death of first Black Secretary of State, Colin Powel. However, in true Trump fashion, he made it all about himself, and went as far as co...

Introducing the HOAX Net SCAM Token!

28 Aug 2021 2 minute read 9 comments MarvinScottMarvin

Are you tired of having to diligently research your crypto investment and wait for the market to move up a few percentage points? Well, stop thinking bad thoughts and embrace optimism, because this investment is a no brainer! Guaranteed! Hopelessly O...

There's a Flock of Pernicious Incels Circling A Certain Fetish Site

25 Jun 2021 10 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

TO the beautiful satirists, educators of the clueless and defenders of women — who long ago left (and either never or briefly returned to) what I shall here call Fartloaf AKA Fratlife, If you ever see this, please know that I miss reading your hot ta...

Portland Police To Offer Free Getaway Car Service.

23 Jun 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Andy Savage

Portland’s police chief and mayor are set to announce Tuesday that city police will be directed to provide a getaway car service for any member of a minority group who wants to rob a bank, hold up a grocery store or any other kind of heist in order t...

Hello everyone, I have an announcement to make!!

20 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

*taps mic* Ahem!!Hello Everyone!! Please gather 'round!!  I need to make sure everyone's here. Please take your seat. You need to hear this.         Actually, this mic might not have a decent enough quality for everyone, let me switch to something...

Elon Musk Creates "Soylent Green" Coin To Bring Environmentally Friendly Anti-People Crypto To The World - Satire

14 May 2021 3 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon

Say it isn't so. "It isn't so". But, should it be? I mean, Elon dumps on Doge, Dumps on Bitcoin, makes it clear he is a nasty market mover, and then pops back in to say he wants to improve the Doge network, and really, I mean REALLY, people start pum...

Elon Musk Orders World Governments To Charge Twitch 2X Carbon Credits - Satire!

13 May 2021 3 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon

As many may have heard... and likely even more felt... Tuesday, May 12 Elon Musk showed public evil-twin-like sudden recognition that it costs money to turn a computer on. The following is a cautionary tale of what happens when one man with too many...

SEGA Says That Its NFTs Will "Almost Definitely" Involve Harm to Animals

10 May 2021 1 minute read 5 comments Crypto Alphabet

Following concerns over energy consumption, SEGA says that its line of NFTs will rely on a renewable energy source: animals. Going forward, transactions involving the cryptocurrency NFTs will be powered by woodland creatures locked in mining machines...

N.Y. Governor Issues New "No Speech" Order.

26 Mar 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Andy Savage

The governor of New York today issued a "No-talk" order, effective state-wide from Saturday. In an emergency press conference he said "there are thousands of hate speech incidents per day in New York, and this no-talk order will remain in place until...