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25 Jun 2021 10 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
TO the beautiful satirists, educators of the clueless and defenders of women — who long ago left (and either never or briefly returned to) what I shall here call Fartloaf AKA Fratlife, If you ever see this, please know that I miss reading your hot ta...
23 Jun 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Andy Savage
Portland’s police chief and mayor are set to announce Tuesday that city police will be directed to provide a getaway car service for any member of a minority group who wants to rob a bank, hold up a grocery store or any other kind of heist in order t...
20 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper
*taps mic* Ahem!!Hello Everyone!! Please gather 'round!! I need to make sure everyone's here. Please take your seat. You need to hear this. Actually, this mic might not have a decent enough quality for everyone, let me switch to something...
14 May 2021 3 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
Say it isn't so. "It isn't so". But, should it be? I mean, Elon dumps on Doge, Dumps on Bitcoin, makes it clear he is a nasty market mover, and then pops back in to say he wants to improve the Doge network, and really, I mean REALLY, people start pum...
13 May 2021 3 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon
As many may have heard... and likely even more felt... Tuesday, May 12 Elon Musk showed public evil-twin-like sudden recognition that it costs money to turn a computer on. The following is a cautionary tale of what happens when one man with too many...
10 May 2021 1 minute read 5 comments Crypto Alphabet
Following concerns over energy consumption, SEGA says that its line of NFTs will rely on a renewable energy source: animals. Going forward, transactions involving the cryptocurrency NFTs will be powered by woodland creatures locked in mining machines...
26 Mar 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Andy Savage
The governor of New York today issued a "No-talk" order, effective state-wide from Saturday. In an emergency press conference he said "there are thousands of hate speech incidents per day in New York, and this no-talk order will remain in place until...
14 Mar 2021 9 minute read 30 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptofans, we love ya! Thanks for stealing the power of money from central banks to give to the people. Prometheus unbound babeeees!!! This month will stand in history as the golden age of federal banks keeping the bitcoin price down. Yes, what...
11 Mar 2021 4 minute read 0 comments schnitstorm
Before I begin typing away and telling you, dear reader, this very true story about what certain members of my family believe in, I must make you aware of the fact that this information is quite sensitive. Indeed, my mother told me that should this i...
20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper
Known best for his role at the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab joins our fighters in the Mortal Kombat Arena. Watch out for his finishing move: GREAT RESET! Unlike most bald fighters, Klaus doesn't feel the need to wax or polish his head. Klaus d...
