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Financial Times Weekend 6/26th - NOT Lehman !$%! Wash sale education fail, regulatory consolidation, Renaldo and Mikey Sailor

26 Jun 2022 7 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!!!  all through the wintry night!!  &  it was love at first sight for the cutting-edge Publish0x, and the crypto love evangelizing Publish0x community!!! Keep on keepin on waving the flag of freedom, mes amis, fighting the co...

Financial Times 6/23 - roll the crypto onslaught!! Defi sorrows @ Maker, Solend & Bancor, Frontrunning at Huboi, & Voyager crash rehash! A new king of Crypto haters is crowned...

24 Jun 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Digital asset dreamers, we love you!  Y'alls infatuation with crypto makes us forever amorous for you & yours!! And we love the transcendent Publish0x, all of us together in a spiritual brotherly/sisterly bond of love!!  Which will continue to be sor...

The beat(down) goes on! Crypto's obituary by Lex, BTC short ETF launched, Terraform workers lose passports! Sammy Fried dishes out loans

23 Jun 2022 5 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Welcome back Publish0x crypto army, we cherish every breath you take, we love you, we adore y'alls allegiance to cypher protected sound money for the people!!   And we LOVE the Publish0x along with all y'all. Forever.  Forever ever? Yes, no matter WH...

Crypto News from our financial reporting overlords at the FT - Mo's need for sound money, a lame Celsius update and a POSITIVE ARTICLE ABOUT BLOCKCHAIN!!

21 Jun 2022 6 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

People who love cryto - we love you!  Our heart throbs when we think of you, we pray for y'alls happiness !! Y'alls comments are like rain for the parched farmlands of our soul...  In truth, it's a blessing to live in quiet times, but since that ain'...

Happy Monday Crypto news at the FT. A dubious forecast of a dark winter, and Lex tells us Crypto is RACIST!!! & AGEIST! from a Pew study about demographics of crypto

20 Jun 2022 4 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, welcome back, we LOVE you, we have such a soft spot for you, yours and y'all's collective faith in digital sound money creating a better world.  Thanks so much to the world dominating Publish0x for giving us friends to share the love in t...

After Threat Elon Musk Buys Russia

9 May 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Toadsticker

Russia may have bitten off more than it could chew. They seem to have threatened a man who has a better space program than they do. Accused of supplying Fascist forces in Ukraine with communication equipment, Russia claimed he would be held accountab...

Trudeau Says Canada To Introduce Strict Punishment And Executions.

22 Feb 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Andy Savage

OTTAWA, Canada (AP) The hard-line Liberal Party Leader and chief enforcer of its harsh interpretation of Canadian law said his ruling faction will carry out executions and amputations of hands, though perhaps not in public. He dismissed criticism of...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto investing.

12 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments VVoytila

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto investing. The tokenomics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of blockchain programming most ICOs will go over a typical investor's head. There's also Satishi's cryptic pers...

H.O.A.X. Net Introduces DodgeCoin, the World's Most Powerful Memecoin!

14 Nov 2021 3 minute read 2 comments MarvinScottMarvin

Is there someone in your life who constantly annoys you and sticks around like dog poop on your shoe? Want to tell them to leave you alone either temporarily, indefinitely, or permanently and make that happen? Want to remove someone from your life an...

Introducing the HOAX Net SCAM Token!

28 Aug 2021 2 minute read 9 comments MarvinScottMarvin

Are you tired of having to diligently research your crypto investment and wait for the market to move up a few percentage points? Well, stop thinking bad thoughts and embrace optimism, because this investment is a no brainer! Guaranteed! Hopelessly O...