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FT crypto counterpoint Aug 5

5 Aug 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Dearest intrepid cryptonauts, we love you!  We missed y'all!!  Hope life is good and the night is young for you and yours. Love and thanks for changing the fabric of FT crypto, one chit click at a time, fams. We're gonna all need luck and love. Yest...

FT Crypto watch July 18th

18 Jul 2022 6 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you.  Y'all make the world a better place with every breath.  The blockchain love we all spread around the omniscient, ever-vigilant crowdsourced Publish0x is a rising tide for all boats that want to take the crypto  journey to...

FT Crypto Watch July 14th

14 Jul 2022 8 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Dear crypto folks:  we love you.  We hope your day goes perfectly and everyone around you recognizes how great you are.  Yet we also hope y'all strive mightily and produce everything you can, to know the joys that can only be hard won.  Like the joys...

FT Crypto GAZETTE!! Friday, July 8th. US asks Godzilla to flatten Urkutsk BTC!! Ark grows 15% W/ CRYPTO! BlockFi correction came home halfway. Crypto in luxury watches!!!

8 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Whitney sang it beautifully, Dolly wrote it amazingly before her - we love you!! Even if the FT sends a "cease and desist" letter today and we die of a heart attack while laughing, we will STILL love y'all.  We will haunt y'all with cryp...

FT Crypto Gazette July 7th! Meta loves classy, upright blockchain!! UK loves mutualcoins!! Bye Voyager, Hello Rammstein plus the big death of Web3 & blockchain NOT

8 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto fans, in the words of early Stones, we love you !! And dear readers know we adore the everlovin Publish0x!   Busy day today in Financial Times crypto prop, let's roll! Hmm, Boris finally out, sterling will have a dead cat bounce, entrenched in...

FT watch July 6th! Spike Lee, Snoop, Foxx and Jay-Z LOVE CRYPTO!!! but the FT says Raciss! Plus Propaganda straight from the central bank's bank- the BIS!

6 Jul 2022 8 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey crypto gang - lovin you is easy cause yer beautiful!! Thinking of y'all, and the ever climbing Publish0x, makes the minutes whip by!  Thanks for joining in as we keep a close eye on the spin (at best) passing as crypto news from the world's great...

Watching the watchdogs! FT Crypto Weekend July 3rd. Solicitor General joins Greyscale YAY!! Wild west EU is over? "Cloudmoney"misses. CryptoUK is pro CBDC??

3 Jul 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Satoshi stackers, we love ya!! Be kind to yourselves, and all of yours.  Turn to the tremendous Publish0x and recognize all the fiat free familial love going on! Let's mine the proof of work humor watching the supposed watchers of the watchdogs at th...

Financial Times Cryptowatch July 1st! the mouse turns - Grayscale sues the SEC!! Sing grills Broken Arrows! Crypto contagion will not crash the world -duh gee thanx FT!!!

1 Jul 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptolovers we do love you, day & night, we are losing sleep over y'all!  Practice intense self care for us, get to bed by three please y'all sweetie cuties!! Crypto people, please never die, just multiply!! Let's rally round the flag of the ecstati...

Financial Times Crypto June 30th - Lex hates, Mbappe drops NFTs under FT hate, huge Craig Wright dog not barking but FT takes Craig's money for ads !!!

30 Jun 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto rockers, we love you!  Cue the French national anthem and join us aboard the magical Publish0x for a new summer of love!  If we have to fight through the winter first, just means we'll have time together to listen to Lennon AND Marley's One Lo...

Financial Times crypto news review for June 27th - no news, but the FT still manages to throw shade on crypto!!!

27 Jun 2022 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love ya!  Right down to your fingers and toes, every little cell of your awesome selves rising above the chains of fiat has waves of love coming in right now.  And we all love the mighty Publish0x, who IS going to be the best and bigge...