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Why It's Foolish to Reverse Engineer Jesus Christ As a Political Figure

25 Apr 2024 5 minute read 12 comments Allen Taylor

Older Christians with a sense of humor may remember a magazine that was published from 1971 through 2008 called The Wittenburg Door. If you're interested, the Door has recently revived itself into an online publication. You can check it out here. Of...

The Twue Dominate's Foolproof Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet Online (A Satire)

11 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

So you're a horny rando fuckboi on the Interwebs who's not getting any random hasty hook-up fuck action from anonymous god-knows-whats on Craigslist or Fratlife. You're also wondering why, huh? Here's a foolproof list of instructions to help solve th...

You’re a 35+ year old woman with a PhD! Oog (a modern caveman with alphalpha between his ears) doesn't care!

22 Jan 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark

As I invariably do from time to time, I stumble across a writing that I think is satire, but it's not; the writer is serious and no sarcasm or wit is evident. As I am want to do on occasion, I try to spin a satire out of the steaming pile of horse ma...

How to Write a High-Earning Post on Pub0x, for Pieces of Amphibian Sh*t (Yet Another Satire/Rant)

10 Dec 2022 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Disclaimer: The standard disclaimer about disclaiming your deficiencies (dyslexia, second/third/fourth language, not actually giving a f**k, etc.) applies (except for the last excuse), obviously. El español es mi tercera lengua. Apenas lo conozco (au...

The Much-Abridged Gospel of Brother Maynard

3 Oct 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark

I'm not really sure where to put this (and it's too short for a decent post), so here goes nothing ... 72:826 It came to passThat much rubbish was played in the music clubs upon the Earth,But it pleaseth not the ear of our Dark Lord.Then lo, Satan sa...

Stupid People: A Pet Peeve or a Threat? (A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Irresponsible People from being a Burthen to Their Parents or Pets)

25 Oct 2022 4 minute read 5 comments Great White Snark

The problem with viewing Pits (or any other dog breed in question) as a threat or as especially vicious is that it is an obtuse, myopic and frankly stereotypical view to take, especially one borne of emotion and/or opinion. As Evelyn Waugh once obser...

Financial Times Crypto June 29th - radio silence!! the dogs that didn't bark redux, plus hate for the FT's biased "market data"

29 Jun 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain babies, we adore you!  Cypherpunkers, we carry a torch for ya that will never go out!! Cryptocoiners, we love you!!  And together we adulate the "strong like ox" Publish0x for bringing us together!  The opposite of the FT's feelings for cr...

FInancial Times Crypto June 28th. Macron loves CZ, whilst France whinges!! Crypto bonds are boring too! AND THE B_TCH IS BACK BABY!!! YAYY!!!!!

28 Jun 2022 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto animals, we just LOVE you!  Most enlightened blockchain believers,  our amorousness for your zealous ideals knows no bounds.  A letter (or a tip!!) from y'all is proof that we live in a wondrous new world.  And we all love joining together as...

The Replacement President Strikes Again

15 Sep 2023 3 minute read 6 comments MarvinScottMarvin

I have previously revealed one of the darkest secrets of our government. It's now time to revisit that secret with a follow up report. When you understand what is really happening, you will have sympathy for Joe Biden. Never mind the myriad crimes wh...

Men's Guide to Annoying Women: Some Effective Ways to Remain Single

4 Aug 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Greetings, dear readers. TL;DR: This post is strictly for cishet men whom are being mobbed by women and can't figure out how to be left alone. If you have no sense of humour or don't understand satire, please move along, thank you. You'll be doing yo...