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Binance Coin will rise again and crush XRP for fundamental reasons

16 Jul 2023 1 minute read 16 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love y'all!!   Thanks for shooting by!!  HIT it mighty watch army !!! There is ALWAYS a warmup funny somewhere !!! TLDR: ya, first ah ha ha ya gotta call obstructionist waffling and deliberate lack of clarity a STRATEGY, ah HAH HA HA...

The Truth about Binance and the once and future king, CZ! and YEAH WE CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH BABY!!!!!

2 Jan 2024 5 minute read 27 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!! miss you sooooo much!! Funny Crypto news everywhere mighty watch army, kick in the afterburners on the sleds & lets' RIDE for truth justice and LAUGHS!!!   Reading music from davebot, who lives by swapping into unused memor...

Funny Crypto August 17th

19 Aug 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!  so good to be back with y'all in your mighty watch army!! WE STORM THE STEPPES LOOKING FOR CRYPTO HUMOR!!!  It's a funny time for Letetia James, the NY AG !! she never ever ever said " boo" to Sammy, cuz he paid all the rig...

Funniest crypto May 28

28 May 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!!  Thanks for flying in to ride with your mighty Watch Army to bring a crypto positive world through laughter!! It's very important!!! The Pub0x baby!!  warmup funnies:  we actually bothered to defeat the Forbes paywall to re...

Bitcoin miners are idiots fooled by paper bitcoin

20 Jul 2023 2 minute read 16 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty watch army, we ride for the long arc of humanity over fiat!!   Warning, we are running hot & may be a danger to ourselves and those around us tonight YEEEEE HAAAWWWWWWW!!!  Warmup funnies - part seven in the series, b...

Gary Gensler Fan club!!! Just say NO (thanks) to a Bitcoin spot ETF!!

23 Jul 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all know it!! So beer us out for a moment, lissen up mighty Watch Army patrol!!  You know we ride for the forces of good and our strength is the strength of ten because our heart is pure and we LOVE y'all!  Excelsior to th...

I Have a Relative Who Believes The Earth Is Flat and I Find It Hard to Love Him

4 Jan 2024 1 minute read 44 comments Allen Taylor

For most of my life, I've heard about people who believe the earth is flat, but I'd never met one. Until now. The problem is, that individual is a family member. A not-very-distant one. What should I do, and what does that have to do with being a Chr...

SEC turns crypto winter into crypto war

10 Jun 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you!! Thank you for your every breath as we carry mankind over the fiat hump into a future freer from Cantillion positioned abuses!!  No one said it would be easy tho.And now, as Congress holds hearings to think about handing c...

Funniest crypto June 1st

2 Jun 2023 2 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for hooking up to ride for laughs for a better crypto future!!  What do we get for crypto funnies today? Here's one- CZ says Binance has a wall street like program of laying off non performers all the time!!  Called "...

Funniest crypto June 5th

6 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya! & it only hurts when we laugh!!  Tough day for crypto humor.  But it's still out there, man!!   How bout some WARMUP funnies!! TLDR: well Pepe hit what, a buncha zeros followed by 100?  Whereas we got in at a buncha zeros fol...