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14 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
It was a Tuesday.The charts were bleeding.My bags were heavy.So I did what any rational degen would do: I lit a candle, grabbed a Ouija board, and tried to contact Satoshi Nakamoto. You may call it desperate.I call it decentralized spiritualism. The...
13 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
We were somewhere around Arbitrum when the gas began to take hold. My MetaMask blinked.The charts screamed.The lizard I’d been arguing with about liquidity pools was gone, replaced by a DAO vote titled "Activate Quantum Fork?"I clicked yes. I always...
15 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Welcome to the meme coin wilds.No roadmap. No rules. Just vibes and fangs. Out here, it’s coin versus coin.Frogs scream at dogs.Monkeys swing into zero.Cats promise utility. They lie. You didn’t stumble into a market. You wandered into a digital ecos...
10 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
They told me to stake my tokens. “It’s safe,” they said.“Passive income,” they whispered.So I clicked “Stake” on a site with a name that looked like someone smashed their keyboard during a seance—XthulhuFi—and boom. Transaction confirmed.Gas fee paid...
19 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
It started with a flutter.Then a flicker.Then 37 Arbitrum tokens in my wallet and the growing suspicion that my ceiling fan was watching me. This isn’t a metaphor.This is what happens when Mothman gets into crypto. The Drop It was 2:00 AM and I was...
22 Jun 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Every market has its legends. But in crypto?They don’t wear suits. They don’t ring bells.They move $14 million in stablecoins at 3:12 AM and leave behind nothing but a chart pattern and a faint scent of yuzu vape. Welcome to Crypto Whale Watching—whe...
17 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
People say the Hat Man only appears during sleep paralysis, delirium, or two boxes of expired Benadryl and a dream about the Federal Reserve. I say:He’s my miner now. This isn’t a hallucination.This is proof-of-shadow. Who Is the Hat Man? He’s tall....
12 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Some stories begin with Bitcoin.This one begins with Harold.Harold is a pig. A real pig. Pink. Snorty. 300 lbs of bacon-backed wisdom. He also mines privacy coins in a shed behind the barn.And he’s the only one in the county who survived the Great Bo...
23 Oct 2023 22 minute read 8 comments YouveBeenGreeked
Early ancient Greek literature follows a somewhat linear pattern through its earlier years; the earliest period comes from oral traditions of the Mycenaean and Dark Age Greek world thanks to men like Homer and Hesiod, then the poets of the early Arch...
12 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Greenchic
Created using Microsoft Designer Image Generator and Canva From Mintymile to Witty_Wing: A Tariff-Induced Evolution Created using Canva Today's author is a fork of Mintymile - Witty_wing! Just like crypto Blockchains have forks, today Mintymi...
