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14 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
It was a Tuesday.The charts were bleeding.My bags were heavy.So I did what any rational degen would do: I lit a candle, grabbed a Ouija board, and tried to contact Satoshi Nakamoto. You may call it desperate.I call it decentralized spiritualism. The...
13 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
We were somewhere around Arbitrum when the gas began to take hold. My MetaMask blinked.The charts screamed.The lizard I’d been arguing with about liquidity pools was gone, replaced by a DAO vote titled "Activate Quantum Fork?"I clicked yes. I always...
12 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Greenchic
Created using Microsoft Designer Image Generator and Canva From Mintymile to Witty_Wing: A Tariff-Induced Evolution Created using Canva Today's author is a fork of Mintymile - Witty_wing! Just like crypto Blockchains have forks, today Mintymi...
15 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Welcome to the meme coin wilds.No roadmap. No rules. Just vibes and fangs. Out here, it’s coin versus coin.Frogs scream at dogs.Monkeys swing into zero.Cats promise utility. They lie. You didn’t stumble into a market. You wandered into a digital ecos...
10 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
They told me to stake my tokens. “It’s safe,” they said.“Passive income,” they whispered.So I clicked “Stake” on a site with a name that looked like someone smashed their keyboard during a seance—XthulhuFi—and boom. Transaction confirmed.Gas fee paid...
7 Nov 2024 2 minute read 16 comments Great White Snark
You've gone and elected the orange buffoon again, that's what. Surely once was bad enough, but twice? I can hardly believe it, but the unthinkable has happened! I mistakenly thought you were brighter than that, that you'd learn from past mistakes, bu...
19 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
It started with a flutter.Then a flicker.Then 37 Arbitrum tokens in my wallet and the growing suspicion that my ceiling fan was watching me. This isn’t a metaphor.This is what happens when Mothman gets into crypto. The Drop It was 2:00 AM and I was...
22 Jun 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Every market has its legends. But in crypto?They don’t wear suits. They don’t ring bells.They move $14 million in stablecoins at 3:12 AM and leave behind nothing but a chart pattern and a faint scent of yuzu vape. Welcome to Crypto Whale Watching—whe...
2 Jul 2024 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro
Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "The Manly Art of Kni...
17 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
People say the Hat Man only appears during sleep paralysis, delirium, or two boxes of expired Benadryl and a dream about the Federal Reserve. I say:He’s my miner now. This isn’t a hallucination.This is proof-of-shadow. Who Is the Hat Man? He’s tall....
