If this digest gets me out of 2020-10-23, I might... just might, mind you... consider it as proof of a deity.
Not yahweh, though. That guy has a worse temper than Egoraptor.
Speaking of rage, here are today's twenty terrible theistic takes!
Fig. 1: The new testament: Void Where Prohibited by Mosaic Law.
Fig. 2: There Ain't No christmas Party Like a Corpse Party!
Fig. 3: Dead Wrong Rising.
Fig. 4: John Accidentally Proves That yahweh Doesn't Exist.
Fig. 5: Simple Answers to #NonRhetoricalQuestions
Fig. 6: "And Journalism Didn't Exist Until Superman!"
Fig. 7: Drumpf's Dinghy about the Ark.
Fig. 8: Welcome to #BRADMERICA, Where THINGS BRAD LIKES Don't Need Any PROOF.
Fig. 9: It's Like Swatting a Fly with a Nuke.
Fig. 10: jesus is a Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of Skittles. Taste the Rapture!
Fig. 11: jesus the Meme-siah.
Fig. 12: #SluggedyAndy is #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus
Fig. 13: #DiseasesForDivinity; #ThoughtsAndPrayers
Fig. 14: "Prove that 'The Wizard of Oz' is Real! CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!"
Fig. 15: velva Proves that his Competence is Fiction(al).
Fig. 16: This "Grinch" Reboot Sucks. Bring Back Jim Carrey and Benedict Cumberbatch!
Fig. 17: John Wants His Slaw!
Fig. 18: #FeloniesForJesus
Fig. 19: "You Know Who Else Answered Questions? SATAN!"
Fig. 20: "How Dare You Mock My Faith in Slavery?!?"
And we are finally out of 2020-10-23 and into... 2020-10-24.
I am a man of my word, so I will admit that Dodola might... just might, mind you... exist. I'll still need to see her to believe her.
But yahweh and his son/himself is a hard no. An all loving god(s) that promotes slavery, incest, and bloody warfare? That's as realistic as Superman eating raw Kryptonite.
And with that, today's digest comes to a close. Cut. Print. That's a rapture.