Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-09
It's Easier for a Camel to Pass through the Eye of a Needle Than It Is to Find an Honest Tweet from Brad and his Accomplices.

Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-09

By LoonyLiberal | Sin City Screwballs | 19 May 2021


If this digest gets me out of 2020-10-23, I might... just might, mind you... consider it as proof of a deity.

Not yahweh, though. That guy has a worse temper than Egoraptor.

Speaking of rage, here are today's twenty terrible theistic takes!


Fig. 1: The new testament: Void Where Prohibited by Mosaic Law.

Fig. 2: There Ain't No christmas Party Like a Corpse Party!

Fig. 3: Dead Wrong Rising.

Fig. 4: John Accidentally Proves That yahweh Doesn't Exist.

Fig. 5: Simple Answers to #NonRhetoricalQuestions

Fig. 6: "And Journalism Didn't Exist Until Superman!"

Fig. 7: Drumpf's Dinghy about the Ark.

Fig. 8: Welcome to #BRADMERICA, Where THINGS BRAD LIKES Don't Need Any PROOF.

Fig. 9: It's Like Swatting a Fly with a Nuke.

Fig. 10: jesus is a Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of Skittles. Taste the Rapture!

Fig. 11: jesus the Meme-siah.

Fig. 12: #SluggedyAndy is #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus

Fig. 13: #DiseasesForDivinity; #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Fig. 14: "Prove that 'The Wizard of Oz' is Real! CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!"

Fig. 15: velva Proves that his Competence is Fiction(al).

Fig. 16: This "Grinch" Reboot Sucks. Bring Back Jim Carrey and Benedict Cumberbatch!

Fig. 17: John Wants His Slaw!

Fig. 18: #FeloniesForJesus

Fig. 19: "You Know Who Else Answered Questions? SATAN!"

Fig. 20: "How Dare You Mock My Faith in Slavery?!?"


And we are finally out of 2020-10-23 and into... 2020-10-24.

I am a man of my word, so I will admit that Dodola might... just might, mind you... exist. I'll still need to see her to believe her.

But yahweh and his son/himself is a hard no. An all loving god(s) that promotes slavery, incest, and bloody warfare? That's as realistic as Superman eating raw Kryptonite.

And with that, today's digest comes to a close. Cut. Print. That's a rapture.

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LoonyLiberal
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I have 15 years of experience as a software tester. I've been writing off-and-on for 28 years. I adapt quickly to new technologies and new methodologies. And I believe that humor is the most important social skill.


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