Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-07
The Seven Deadly Drivels.

Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-07

By LoonyLiberal | Sin City Screwballs | 17 May 2021


Before I jump into the traditional twenty terrible takes, I want to talk about hashtags.

To the surprise of no one, I use the #TweetYouSinners hashtags to simply the process of retrieving bad evangelical takes. However, I use other hashtags -- such as #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus and #BRADMERICA -- for categorization and for chapter/gag ideas. They're low-effort and highly useful, and I'm kicking myself for not using them sooner.

On my to-do list is to get more familiar with the tagging functionality and trends on Publish0x to boost my viewership here. Yes, writing about cryptocurrency on a cryptocurrency blog website is the easy solution, but I'm going to stick to writing what I know. Besides, after all the jokes I've made about other authors' wildly speculative -- or reality-free -- headlines and articles, I'd be nothing but a hypocrite if I were to join that "trend." Yes, I wish the crypto market wouldn't dip when some rich dude with too much media access calls crypto mean names, but that's where my readily-accessible crypto knowledge ends.

In the meantime, I'll keep slinging the #hash.

And now, here are theists slinging shit.


Fig. 1: Decapitations Disturb the Wa of the Household.

Fig. 2: "HOW DARE YOU DUCK WHEN I THROW THINGS AT YOU?!?"

Fig. 3: My First Act as god Would be to Turn ALL Smashversers into Capybaras.

Fig. 4: yahweh Created his Own Villain before Jimmy and Timmy Made it Mainstream.

Fig. 5:

god god bo bod
banana fanna fo fod
me my mo mod
god

Fig. 6: "Prove my Point for Me!"

Fig. 7: "Evidence is So Homo!"

Fig. 8: If You Don't Need to Prove Your Words, Then I Don't Need to Believe Them.

Fig. 9: #CherryPickingForChrist

Fig. 10: My Interpretation is That Alex is Waffling.

Fig. 11: Better to be a Gay Demon Than a Witless Whit.

Fig. 12: Whit's Twitter Plan is Like Glass Joe's Boxing Plan.

Fig. 13: Give us Now Our Daily Carrots.

Fig. 14: jesus May Have the Most Toxic Fanbase in History.

Fig. 15: Have Any of You Been Insulted by an Aztec Recently?

Fig. 16: "After I Raise This Barn, I'm Going to CHURN THE SHIT OUT OF SOME BUTTER, FOOL!"

Fig. 17: If jesus is Political, then #TaxTheChurches

Fig. 18: 1 Logical Fallacy + 1 Denial = 0 god.

Fig. 19: Proving an Imaginary Scenario with Another Imaginary Scenario.

Fig. 20: "Who Needs a Tangible Grasp of Reality When I Have Faith?"


And that brings us to...

...still being in 2020-10-23, which was apparently a holy day for internet trolls.

I did some minor tweaks on volume 1, and I'll do the same for volume 2. And if I find myself idling during core hours, I can always capture screenshots for future volumes. Anyone who has followed me for any length of time will know that I am not lacking in material.

Keep the fiat faith, satoshi-driven sinners!

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LoonyLiberal
LoonyLiberal

I have 15 years of experience as a software tester. I've been writing off-and-on for 28 years. I adapt quickly to new technologies and new methodologies. And I believe that humor is the most important social skill.


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