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Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-06

By LoonyLiberal | Sin City Screwballs | 16 May 2021


I've made arrangements with Soggy and her family to set aside no-interruptions writing time. If it works, then Tweet, You Sinners! will become an actual daily feature instead of a theoretical daily-ish feature.

So let me give you now your daily dreck: twenty terrible theistic takes.


Fig. 1: #SinningWithSyntax

Fig. 2: "You Must Cut Down the Biggest Deflection on Twitter with... A HERRING!"

Fig. 3: #SplittingHairsForJesus

Fig. 4: Hellfire Isn't the Sick Burn You Think It Is.

Fig. 5: #MoronsForMessiahs

Fig. 6: I Vaccine What You Did There.

Fig. 7: The Immaculate Crayonception.

Fig. 8: I Guess That an Image Could be Rounded up to an Icon.

Fig. 9: "What Imprudence, You Human Being! Face Your Twitter by god."

Fig. 10: bert fulfer, Putting the "Twit" in "Twitter."

Fig. 11: Barfy Takes, Deflections, and Thine.

Fig. 12: #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus

Fig. 13: Book Dumb.

Fig. 14: Eye-Witless for the Persecution.

Fig. 15: #StrawmanAttacksForJesus

Fig. 16: Unhinged Jaws and Unhinged Trolls.

Fig. 17: In the Blast Zone of His Own Logic Bomb.

Fig. 18: Your Religion Does Not Provide Sunday Cellular Service.

Fig. 19: #ProjectionForJesus

Fig. 20: Thou Shalt Keep the Dipstick Sacred, Sinners.


And that brings us to 2021-10-23.

Thanks to Soggy, I'm slowly but surely getting a stable-ish budget. One benefit of this is that I will be able to pay the remaining proofreading fee for Three Gen Media to proofread volume 1 of Tweet, You Sinners! After I hire some artists to create cover art and chapter art, it will be ready to sell. At this point, releasing volume 1 by the end of the year is a realistic possibility.

What a stocking stuffer that e-book would make!

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LoonyLiberal
LoonyLiberal

I have 15 years of experience as a software tester. I've been writing off-and-on for 28 years. I adapt quickly to new technologies and new methodologies. And I believe that humor is the most important social skill.


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