I've made arrangements with Soggy and her family to set aside no-interruptions writing time. If it works, then Tweet, You Sinners! will become an actual daily feature instead of a theoretical daily-ish feature.
So let me give you now your daily dreck: twenty terrible theistic takes.
Fig. 1: #SinningWithSyntax
Fig. 2: "You Must Cut Down the Biggest Deflection on Twitter with... A HERRING!"
Fig. 3: #SplittingHairsForJesus
Fig. 4: Hellfire Isn't the Sick Burn You Think It Is.
Fig. 5: #MoronsForMessiahs
Fig. 6: I Vaccine What You Did There.
Fig. 7: The Immaculate Crayonception.
Fig. 8: I Guess That an Image Could be Rounded up to an Icon.
Fig. 9: "What Imprudence, You Human Being! Face Your Twitter by god."
Fig. 10: bert fulfer, Putting the "Twit" in "Twitter."
Fig. 11: Barfy Takes, Deflections, and Thine.
Fig. 12: #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus
Fig. 13: Book Dumb.
Fig. 14: Eye-Witless for the Persecution.
Fig. 15: #StrawmanAttacksForJesus
Fig. 16: Unhinged Jaws and Unhinged Trolls.
Fig. 17: In the Blast Zone of His Own Logic Bomb.
Fig. 18: Your Religion Does Not Provide Sunday Cellular Service.
Fig. 19: #ProjectionForJesus
Fig. 20: Thou Shalt Keep the Dipstick Sacred, Sinners.
And that brings us to 2021-10-23.
Thanks to Soggy, I'm slowly but surely getting a stable-ish budget. One benefit of this is that I will be able to pay the remaining proofreading fee for Three Gen Media to proofread volume 1 of Tweet, You Sinners! After I hire some artists to create cover art and chapter art, it will be ready to sell. At this point, releasing volume 1 by the end of the year is a realistic possibility.
What a stocking stuffer that e-book would make!