Citations Unheeded.

Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 7-02

By LoonyLiberal | Sin City Screwballs | 21 Apr 2021


Before I jump in, I'm going to purposefully expose a weakness to my would-be attackers.

Recently, Publish0x has implemented a "bullshit" flag:

Fig. 0A: A Non-Fungible Token of Publish0x's Disapproval

Fig. 0A: A Non-Fungible Token of Publish0x's Disapproval

When this appears at the top of a blog post, it means that a reporter successfully convinced the Publish0x staff that part or all of the post's contents are wrong, misleading, or outright lies.

This probably won't slow down those seeking a few morsels of crypto or looking for a fight. However, since the whole premise of Tweet, You Sinners! and most of my writing is to expose lies and hypocrisy, I would be mortified if Publish0x slapped that cotton-candy pink condemnation on one of my blog posts.

Receiving downvotes means virtually nothing to me. And when would-be attackers reply with logical fallacies or insults, I'll laugh it off, consider it a win, and move on.

Anyone who wants to hit me where it hurts should consider submitting a report to Publish0x and proving that I'm lying. Anything else is either inconsequential or humorous.

And speaking of inconsequential and humorous, here are twenty terrible theistic takes and a bonus joke.


Fig. 1: Elly's Anti-Intellectual Attack.

Fig. 2: Peace Zone Is Naturally Projecting.

Fig. 3: bert's Immaculate Incomprehension.

Fig. 4: christianity Is Evidently Bloodthirsty.

Fig. 5: And Raiden Shouted, "YOUR MOTHER'S FROM L.A.!" And It Was Good.

Fig. 6: Because Denial Worked So Well for Peter.

Fig. 7: "Why Does Insulting You Make You Angry?"

Fig. 8: Apparently, "Let's You And Him Fight" Is A Tenet of christianity.

Fig. 9: Apparently, Bothsiderism Is Next to godliness.

Fig. 10: All Hail the King of "Five Nights at Freddy's!"

Fig. 11: Dev is a Source Loser.

Fig. 12: #BearingFalseWitnessForJesus

Fig. 13: Abio-gibberish.

Fig. 14: "Do Unto Me Better Than I Do Unto You."

Fig. 15: andyguy's Philosophy: Spare the Rod and Star-Punch the Child.

Fig. 16: An Eternity of Child-Punching? Hard Pass.

Fig. B-1: This Tweet Aged Well. </nosarcasm>

Fig. 17: The Warfstache and Omega.

Fig. 18: "I'm Not Talking to You!" Saevo Replies.

Fig. 19: My Proof That I'm an Atheist is That I Don't Believe That Deities Exist. Case Closed.

Fig. 20: By Josh's Logic, 2 Billion Christians Are Lazy Because They Haven't Proven the Existence of yahweh.


And that brings us to 2020-10-11. Yes, daily updates will be necessary if I want to catch up to the current day.

And lest you think that I'm going too strongly on the "You have no proof that your god exists" stance, let's hear from a self-proclaimed christian:

Fig. B-2:

Fig. B-2: "Do As I Say, Not As I Cannot Do!"

It just goes to show that 200 Edward Wong sock accounts don't make a right.

Can I get an "Amen," sinners?

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LoonyLiberal
LoonyLiberal

I have 15 years of experience as a software tester. I've been writing off-and-on for 28 years. I adapt quickly to new technologies and new methodologies. And I believe that humor is the most important social skill.


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