"OH YEAH? THEN WHY DO THINGS DO THINGS AND WHERE IS YOUR PROOF THAT I WON'T READ AND CAN YOU CHEW MY FOOD FOR ME AND-"

Tweet, You Sinners!: Volume 18-02

By LoonyLiberal | Sin City Screwballs | 4 May 2022


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Before showcasing the traditional twenty terrible theological takes from theist trolls, I want to talk about sealioning.

Sealioning is a troll tactic whose purpose is to wear down others by asking and repeating questions, ignoring the answers, and asking and repeating more questions. It's a war of attrition; all the troll has to do to gain its victory is to copy-and-paste until the other parties realize that they are wasting their time.

Often, sealioning involves asking questions so basic, even a preschooler could answer them.

So I'm experimenting with a tactic to counter sealions.

If they're going to pretend to be stupid, then I will gladly treat them as stupid.

Fig. 1: Godwin Save Us from This #moRon.

Fig. 2: Since When is Scrolling up a Sin?

If the village idiot wants attention, I'll gladly oblige. Yes, my Twitter accounts aren't huge, but with both of them combined -- in addition to blog posts like these -- it's not an unreasonable estimate to say that the number of people who view these quote-retweets are in, at the very least, the low hundreds.

And the part where I call out to mutuals? That's a deliberate trap. Yes, I set quote-retweets like these to "Only those you follow can reply." So when some #moRon whines about not being able to reply, I can point out that not only do they not know the answer to their "Well, duh" question, they don't know what "mutual" means, either.

Perhaps they should pray to their imaginary sky daddies for a different trolling tactic.

And speaking of theist trolls....


Fig. 3: 45+ Years, And Not One Deity Has Introduced Itself to Me And Prove That I'm Wrong.

Fig. 4: My "L. Ron Hoover" Comment Did Not Age Well Since He Changed His Account Name. That's What I Get for Sloth.

Fig. 5: More Therapy, Fewer Tweets.

Fig. 6: What Luxurious Discrimination!

Fig. 7: The 666th Time's the Charm, yahweh.

Fig. 8: There Are Worse Eternal Fates Than Hanging out with Charlie Morningstar and Stolas.

Fig. 9: Jason Never Experiences Shame from the Double Standards He Employs.

Fig. 10: Insincere Apologies Round up to Bearing False Witness.

Fig. 11: Mel Should Pray for his deity to Proofread His Tweets.

Fig. 12: Mel Tossed All of His Word Salad! Blathered! Bore False Witness, Even!

Fig. 13: Considering How Many of My Fellow Americans Think That 65 Million is Less Than 62 Million or That 81 Million is Less Than 74 Million, I Can Understand -- But Not Justify -- Felix's "Logic."

Fig. 14: Because What's More Pro-Life Than Multiple Genocides?!?

Fig. 15: 2 Billion People Who Believe That They Were Born Sinners Think That I Have Self-Esteem Issues.

Fig. 16: Fun Fact -- Abraham Lincoln Was Not One of the bible's Abrahamites.

Fig. 17: "Partake of This Pink Slime, for It Is my Body. Drink of This Tropical Sprite, for It Is my Blood. Now, Let us Make a Pilgrimage to the Ball Pit for our Baptisms."

Fig. 18: "It's Not a Bug! It's a Feature!" -- yahweh, 404:256

Fig. 19: Golly, I Didn't Realize That yahweh Is Now Conducting biblical Plague Flash Mobs.

Fig. 20: Plank in Your Eye, Chuck.

Fig. 21: "...This Strawman Tastes Funny...."

Fig. 22: And Now, Peter Will Sing, "Stand By Your Strawman."


And that brings us to 2021-10-15.

Or as #moRon would ask, "So that absolutely brings Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Drakken to 2021-10-15, yes?"

If I keep herding all of these sealions, I'll become an honorary employee at Sea World. I'm well on my way; the trolls that keep popping up uninvited on my feeds are saltier than the Dead Sea.

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LoonyLiberal
LoonyLiberal

I have 15 years of experience as a software tester. I've been writing off-and-on for 28 years. I adapt quickly to new technologies and new methodologies. And I believe that humor is the most important social skill.


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