Twitter truly is a cure for sanity and happiness, isn't it?
Yes, I know that theists don't have a monopoly on trolling. However, as I've mentioned before, those who can convince themselves that their terrible behavior is a deity-given crusade and those who hide their naked misdeeds behind "holy" scriptures are far more dangerous than those who are openly trolling for the lulz.
I will enjoy being mostly offline on Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday, and Monday.
In the meantime, here's a sampling of what I see when I log onto Twitter (once more for emphasis: I don't hate-follow ANYBODY; the trolls below either harass my mutuals/followees or try to pwn me):
Fig. 1: #CircularReasoningForChrist
Fig. 2: A Differend of Opinions.
Fig. 3: Brave Sir Nash (Part 2) Will Chew Your Legs off (for jesus).
Fig. 4: Can Someone Please Tell That christian What a god is?
Fig. 5: Satan, Schmatan. Merriam-Webster is the TRUE Enemy of christianity.
Fig. 6: "Prove my Point for Me!"
Fig. 7: Unreal Realities Aren't Real.
Fig. 8: There's a Divine Fungus among Us!
Fig. 9: 4 - 4 = god. Nash's "Logic," Not Mine.
Fig. 10: "Hey, Zeus! It Turns out That I Can't Create Things! Do You Think You Could Pop an Adam and and Eve out of Your Head Like You Did with Athena?"
Fig. 11: Toilet Bowl Cleaners are holy water. Nash's "Logic," Not Mine.
Fig. 12: I'll Wait for the "Howard the Duck" Reboot.
Fig. 13: False Equivalences are Apparently a Tenet of christianity.
Fig. 14: ProTip -- Never Ask Enor Mouse What Time It Is.
Fig. 15: ...Yes, I Misspelled "Eight." I'm Not Infallible.
Fig. 16: Fun Fact -- Entropy is a Natural State That Can Only be Countered by the Introduction of Energy. But... as Long-Time Readers Already Know... Theists Struggle with What Words Actually Mean.
Fig. 17: #TweetYouSinners Is Going TO THE MOOOOON!
Fig. 18: #DoubleStandardsForDivinity
Fig. 19: There's ALWAYS a Tweet.
Fig. 20: Twitter Needs a Swarm of Perpetually-Pissed English Teachers.
And that brings us to... still on 2021-04-27. There is is, readers: proof that there is no just and loving god.
It's T minus one week until my temporary move back to Las Vegas. Though I don't intend to do a full-blown job search until after I settle back into town, I've already put out feelers. I have enough money to survive post-move on a month-by-month basis, but I'd like to earn some more so that Sin City Screwballs and #SatoshisSaturday don't stagnate. I'm looking for part-time and/or short/term gigs in either software testing or writing. Thankfully, I don't need money for necessities, so I'm not going to beg. Money that I earn from side-gigs will go towards paying contributors for future projects or for buying BNB (to convert to USDC, ETH, and/or iFARM). I would appreciate job leads ([email protected] for software testing and [email protected] for writing).
After all, sloth and greed are sins, and the ROI for staying in bed or for playing low-limit Blackjack and/or Craps isn't fantastic.
