WARNING: Due to the nature of The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Special Edition, as well as some of the installed mods, this video is not recommended for viewers under the age of 18.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Blood, foul language, coarse sex-based humor.

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What a difference a swarm of mods makes, huh?

This time, the Dovahkiin is tiny, swift, and willing to weaponize kittens and sex... but not together, because that would be horribly wrong.

Also:

TIRED: Ralof, torturers, and spiders the size of bean-bags.
WIRED: Havdar, mod authors, and whomever was thoughtful enough to leave potions in barrels.

PERTINENT LINKS (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)

• Bethesda's official page for Skyrim.
• This downloadable HTML file provides links to all of the currently-installed mods.
• Blue Microphone's official page. (They're also a Lolli partner.)
• When all else fails, start the video with a Weird Al pun.
• I did not know the urban definition of "godsmack" until after I recorded. Big oops on my part.
• Nexus Mods is a great starting point for gamers who wish to install or create mods.
• Serana is the female protagonist of the Dawnguard DLC and a fan-favorite follower.
• Lydia is a loyal, yet snarky, companion who joins during the main quest.
• If there's a pun to be made, then damn it, I'm going to say it!
• HentaiMasterArt's NSFW Pornhub Page. His videos are Let's Plays and illustrated art.
• Modern English's "I Melt with You" is an actual, Alduin-free song.
• Why make one reference when I can make two?
• Pascal's Wager is a favorite fallacy of theist trolls.
• Ulfric and Ralof are punching, crunchy rebels.
• And I would have gotten away with that pun if it weren't for those meddling kids!
• Improvisational fanfiction wasn't a completely bad experience. Just 99.44% bad.
• If you're not interested in magical ponies, you may not be my target audience.
• Leave it to me to Sonic Force(s) another pun.
• The Spherephim joke was in core taste.
• BlazBlue: the fighting-game series that thinks it's an RPG.
• Tang is a beverage with some assembly required.
• Markiplier's Resident Evil Let's Plays make zombies funny.
• It's not the size of the anime plot that matters... except when it does.
• Who needs biology when you have fiction?
• Yes, I was a software tester.
• 2K Games and Gearbox Software create the Borderlands games.
• Taokaka and Torakaka were Kakas before Crimes against Nature made it Tamrielian.
• Beheadings can be a Tinder subject.
• The Portal video games are one Chell of a good time.
• Cannabidiol (a.k.a. CBD) is one of the active ingredients in marijuana.
• Don't be a Leeroy Jenkins.
• Soggy's NSFW Patreon page.
• Soggy's NSFW Twitter account.
• My NSFW Twitter account.
• My SFW Twitter account.
• This video was recorded and edited with Coolcut.