MITCHY was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then walks into the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew, telling the Teller, "My money is not safe outside there in the ATM. People are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank please!"
MITCHY enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he only paid for the juice and stole the sugar MITCHY replied, "I did not steal the sugar! At the back of the juice bottle was written, "SUGAR FREE!". You think I'm stupid or what?"
MITCHY was driving home late one night. His front lights were no longer working so he was driving on the road behind a car whose front lights were working perfectly.All of a sudden, the car in front stopped moving. MITCHY waited for close to 5 minutes in his car but the car in front didn't move MITCHY shouted, "Why did you stop? come on, keep driving!"The man in the car shouted back; "Should I keep driving in my own garage?"