Why don't you just let me hug you, eh? No buts, no heeelp, no can I go now? And definitely no I can't breathe. Before the midwives, the local government and the rest of the world you two were mine first and yes, I know these long hugs are so extra but you are my heart walking around in dirty denim and messed up hair and I would not make one earth rotation without one or two, okay maybe three. No, I will definitely settle for four. I am sorry I am lying (I know I told you not to lie) I will sort of be happy with five of our sweet, sweet - help! Can I go now? Please don't hug me forever mom! Argh, not this again and I can't breathe hug sessions.
My absolute reason.