Zombieland Rulebook #3 : Survival Guide for the zombie Apocalypse

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What will you do when the undead start walking the earth?

Many people are getting infected but you,still are human.And to ensure you stay that way , here are a few things to keep in mind.

Rule #27

Incoming.

Always be on your toes.You never really know what might be headed your way.

Rule #8

Get yourself a kick-ass partner.

This is one of the most important rules.If you have an amazing partner who's great at killing zombies,then your chances of making it out alive increase exponentially.

Rule #14.

Always carry a change of underwear.

This might sound absurd , but you really should consider keeping a few extras in case of "emergencies".

Rule #26

A little sunscreen never hurt anybody.

Even though this isn't a necessary rule , you could always consider keeping sunscreen with your other " essentials " to keep you protected while battling zombies in the open sun.

Rule #23

The Ziploc bag.

Don't get bitten by a zombie while trying to open a nasty ziploc bag. Be aware of your surroundings.

Rule #5

No attachments.

Don't get too attached or close to your survival buddies.You may have to pull the trigger on them if they turn into zombies.

Rule #12

Bounty paper towels.

Always carry paper towels.You may need it when things get "messy".

Rule #19

Break it up.

If you ever get stressed out while making it out alive , try to get rid of your anger by breaking things up.

Reminder : Only break things which are not necessary.

Rule #9

With your bare hands.

Do you really wanna touch zombies with your bare hands?Always have something at hand.You might get infected when you touch those things.

Rule #24

Use your thumbs.

God gave us thumbs for a reason, use them.

Rule #6

Cast iron Skillet.

This household item is perfect for the zombies.Light and portable.

Rule #4

Wear your seatbelts.

I mean seriously , do you want to hit your head against the windshield every now and then , because things will get " bumpy ".

Rule #30

Pack your stain stick.

There will be a lot of blood when facing zombies.So , it is a good idea to take a stain stick along with you.


I hope these simple but "effective" rules will help you in tough situations like the zombie Apocalypse. Even though its highly unlikely that such a thing should ever happen , better safe than sorry.

If you do find yourself in the middle of a zombie uprising , barricade your homes,stock up on supplies , store fuel in your vehicles and make your home or safehouse a fortress.

While most of you may argue that staying at the same place may not be a good idea as zombies can overrun and penetrate your stronghold , as what we have learned from many Zombie movies , there is another alternative.

Movement is life.

If you think that if you keep moving you have a better chance of surviving , then you're not wrong.Keep "only" the essentials with you , the means of defending yourself and stay safe.

The above situations are applicable not only to the  "undead" situation but also in real life.

I hope these 3 articles that i wrote will somehow help you to survive in such situations in the future.

Let me know your thoughts.

 

 


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