Sirwin
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Troll’s Birthday Surprise


Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)

You know this year has been pretty good to most investors and traders.

It feels good to pay it forward to those that have not shared in the good fortune yet.

Take for example our favorite Publish0x Troll. He’s been down in the dumps because his meme stocks and poop coins haven’t mooned yet.

To make matters worse, it’s Troll’s birthday and his Grandma is out filming her “special” movies.

Nobody remembers his birthday except for good ol’ Panda! It’s time to spread some of that Satoshi wealth!

Panda: Hey Troll answer the door it’s for you!

Publish0x Troll: But I didn’t order anything???

Panda: Just answer it, you’ll like it!

Publish0x Troll: Wow, what a big cake! Thanks Panda!

Panda: It’s a very special cake…

Publish0x Troll: Wait it’s moving!

<Stripper pops out>

Stripper: Happy Birthday Troll!

Publish0x Troll: Wow she even has most of her teeth!

Stripper: Have a seat, it’s time for a lap dance!

Publish0x Troll: Oh boy!

Panda: I’ll leave you two alone to get acquainted…

<Two minutes later>

Publish0x Troll: Hey Panda you can come back, I’m done!

Panda: That was fast Troll!

 Publish0x Troll: I’ve been backed up since crypto winter! I couldn’t control myself

Panda: You can probably go again if you ask nicely…

Stripper: He already did! Hey the cake looks smaller now…

Publish0x Troll: Did you already take a piece of cake!?!

Panda: Who me? I’m innocent!

Publish0x Troll: Stop lying, you got frosting on your fat nose!

Panda: That must’ve been from another cake.

Publish0x Troll: You even got some on the stripper’s nose!

Stripper:  Um, it’s not frosting…

Publish0x Troll: PAAAAANDA!!!

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Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.

Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!

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