Autistically born from $HPOSINU, $CHOPPER builds army that sexually identifies as Attack Helicopters.

By 6IX9INE | [DEFI]CIT BLOG | 1 Sep 2023


Today I'm going to tell you a story of love and acceptance and just the right amount of TOCOTOCOTOCOTOCO



"Once upon a time in a quaint village nestled between rolling hills and lush forests, there lived a man named Ethan. Ethan had always been a curious and imaginative soul, seeking adventure and novelty in every aspect of his life. He was an inventor and tinkerer, constantly coming up with new ideas to bring a touch of wonder to his world.


One sunny morning, as Ethan was tinkering away in his workshop, he stumbled upon a set of old mechanical parts that had once belonged to an abandoned helicopter. The gears, propellers, and wires fascinated him, sparking an idea that would change his life forever. Ethan's mind whirred as he began to envision a transformation that had never been attempted before.


With boundless determination and a heart full of excitement, Ethan set to work. Day and night, he tirelessly combined human ingenuity with mechanical prowess, fusing the discarded helicopter parts with his own body. As days turned into weeks and weeks into months, Ethan's appearance began to change. He had successfully become a trans-helicopter, a magnificent blend of man and machine.


But his transformation didn't stop there. As he embraced this newfound identity, Ethan's imagination took him to even greater heights. He began to identify sexually as an Apache helicopter, drawing inspiration from the graceful yet powerful machines that roared through the skies. It wasn't about the literal transformation; it was about aligning his inner self with the qualities he admired most – strength, precision, and the ability to navigate uncharted territories.


Ethan, now both trans-helicopter and identifying as an Apache, faced the challenges that come with being truly unique. The villagers, though initially taken aback, soon saw the beauty in his transformation and the courage it took to be his authentic self. They marveled at the sight of him soaring gracefully above the village, a symbol of courage and innovation.


Ethan's journey, however, wasn't without its trials. He had to grapple with misconceptions and prejudices from those who couldn't understand his choices. But he stood strong, educating and enlightening others about the significance of embracing one's identity, regardless of how unconventional it may seem.


Over time, Ethan's story spread far beyond the village. His tale of transformation and self-discovery resonated with people from all walks of life. He became an icon of authenticity, a reminder that there's no limit to the ways in which we can express ourselves and find connection with the world around us.


As the years passed, Ethan continued to explore the skies, bringing joy to those who watched him glide with the wind. He remained an inventor, always seeking ways to innovate and inspire. His legacy wasn't just about his transformation into a trans-helicopter; it was about the power of imagination, acceptance, and the boundless potential within every individual to redefine themselves.


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And so, the man who became a trans-helicopter and identified as an Apache helicopter not only found his true self but also illuminated a path for others to embrace their own uniqueness, no matter how unconventional it might be. And in doing so, he showed the world that the sky is never the limit when it comes to self-discovery and the pursuit of a life lived authentically."


Henceforth this completely choppertastic sect of human civilization lives within the community of $CHOPPER



I interviewed a prominent member of the community and they had this to say:


"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to k from above and k needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."




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