The unexpected surprise that is buried with the understanding uncles.

By DaLuSt | DaLuSt StoryTime | 14 Jul 2021


Peter Blast looked at a spotty mousepad in his hands. He walked outside and reflected on his idyllic surroundings. He had always loved cosy Aars in Denmark with its tight, troubled old church. Then he saw someone walking toward him. it was Zoe Wilson. Zoe was a helpful con artist and had specialized in juggling. Peter looked at her fluffy canthus and ruddy belly button glistening in the sunlight. 

Peter was in shock seeing her. and glanced at his own reflection. Peter said to himself "you are a stable, witty tea drinker. and I am going to be fine." His friends, on the other hand, saw him as an obedient, obnoxious ogre. Once, he had even rescued a grotesque baby koala from a burning nature reserve. But not even a stable person who had once rescued a baby koala from a burning nature reserve was prepared for what Zoe had in-store today. It drilled rain like gyrating giraffes, making peter rather irritable. As peter awaited the slow steps Zoe was taking towards him, he could see the united glint in her eyes. "Look, Peter," growled Zoe, with a selfish glare that reminded Peter of helpless koalas. "It's not that I don't love you, but you owe me a rare gem. worth over 5483 Bitcoin."

Peter looked back, even more, irritable and still holding the mousepad. "Zoe, you and your rare gem collection are out of control it has become an addiction," he replied. They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two spotless, short snakes cooking at a very mean snowstorm. wich reminded peter of the time were two understanding uncles were skiing to the beat of techno music playing in the background at their last family holiday. 

Peter looked at Zoe's fluffy canthus and ruddy belly button and said. "I don't have the funds..." Zoe glared. "Do you want me to shove that mousepad where the sun don't shine?" Peter promptly remembered his stable and witty values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his pockets. "Here's what I owe you." he grabbed a hard drive out of his pocket. supposedly with the funds on it.  Zoe looked ecstatic, her eyes blushing like a leaking, lively letter opener. and Zoe replied. "This better has the money or else your adopted baby koala might be living without a donator."

Peter invited Zoe inside for a nice steamy cup of tea to check out the contents of the hard drive. He handed her a laptop with an HDMI cable to connect the hard drive to the laptop. Zoe said to peter "isn't this just like old times when we used to con people out of their hard-earned money, Why did you ever leave the family business?" Peter replied. "I just couldn't do it anymore, I felt bad for those people, and after our shower incident I just couldn't stay." Zoe said with smiling eyes "dude it was fun, wasn't it? we weren't doing anything wrong it's not like we're related by blood or anything." Peter replied. "yea I know but we grew up together in that orphanage and we were so close all those years, I just didn't want to ruin our friendship and now I'm afraid I can never feel the same for you again." 

Zoe looked at the laptop screen and started to smile. "man I thought you stopped scamming people, look how much money is on here, you always were the better conman." Peter looked hopefully out of the window. "Zoe, look I did stop scamming people, I left that life behind, I work as a private contractor now." Zoe looked shocked. "so you're like a hitman." Peter turned around with a dark smile on his face. "yes you could say that. " Zoe looked scared "wait why are you looking at me that way. " Peter started to walk towards Zoe" you really thought you would have found me if I didn't want to be found." Peter took a gun from under his shirt and pointing it towards Zoe. "you have started to con the wrong people" Zoe stood up in shock and slowly pressed herself on the wall. "you don't have to do this peter I can pay them back". Peter replied. "it's too late for that know" Peter slowly puts his finger on the trigger. "are you ready to die" Zoe closes her eyes, and prepares herself for the worst. "do it already, you coward!" Zoe screams. Peter pulls the trigger, an ear-deafening bang can be heard "Happy birthday!" peter says. Zoe opens her eyes and sees a shower of colourful confetti raining down on her. "WTF" Zoe yells. "you didn't think I would forget your 21st birthday would you" peter replies.  Zoe looks in shock at how peter takes a magnificently decorated cake out of the fridge. "You are such an asshole" Zoe yells. Peter says "look it our understanding uncles skiing down the mountain, from our last family vacation, where I stole 250 million from that tech guy in our lodge"

 

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This is a story about a young dutch adolescent who studies Biomedical Research. Join him in his epic quest to find the one thing that everyone seeks, the ever-growing need for entertainment.


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