Daft Stories

Daft Stories

Daft stories. Just a load of daft stories.


Shopping Nightmare

2 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments chadfiske

Stumbling off stage straight onto what appears to be some kind of shopping centre. Wind-swept and dilapidated, cheap, crappy shops, grey bricks, white paint flakes off wooden boards. Shadows, boxes on the shelf. David Vanian’s voice floats around as...

The Specialist Online Retailer

1 Dec 2020 5 minute read 0 comments chadfiske

The broker was bored. He was on auto-pilot writing up meeting notes when the call came through that his 11 o’clock appointment was waiting in reception. As it was only 10.48, the broker continued working until he came to a convenient point. In spite...

If They Drive Like a Maniac, They’re Probably a Maniac

28 Nov 2020 2 minute read 0 comments chadfiske

The Vauxhall Vectra turned left off the dual carriage way. Trundling past the few houses that lined either side of the road it was soon on the unlit part of the road. A sensible, safe car travelling at a sensibly safe speed. It was 6 o’clock on Frida...