smegnard | Publish0x


Avid gamer, crypto enthusiast, cannabis enthusiast.

Joined February 2020 35 Followers


Today's Funny Joke #1

17 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

  There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.

This Lady Asked Me A Very Strange Question...

17 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

    So there I am, just making my way through the UK and all of a sudden this lady comes up to me and asks if she can go balls deep in my ass.  Now first off, I was very confused because she was a lady and shouldn't have balls, right?   Then she got...

Government Funding For Coronavirus Bill?

13 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

  Speaker Nancy Pelosi is weaponizing the Coronavirus crisis to fund the abortion agenda. This is demonic. Right now, the vital funding package needed to address the Coronavirus is being held up by Speaker Pelosi and the extreme pro-abortion Left be...

How Long Is The Corona Virus Going To Make Crypto Shit The Bed?

13 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

    Stock up on your toilet paper folks.... for some reason or other.... OH! I remember why!  Because Crypto has shat the bed and bled rectally for the last day or two.  If you are a firm believer in Crypto then now might be the time to buy when you...

E3 Gaming Expo Cancelled Amidst Corona Virus Fears

11 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

  What first started out as a rumor has now been confirmed as true, the Gaming Electronic Entertainment Expo, (or E3) has been cancelled amidst Corona Virus fears.  I thought this was just more panic and heresay until I saw that this was confirmed o...

Hello I'm Fluttery Anus McShitterbacon, Pleased to Meet You All!

10 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

Hello there top of the titterly tater twat mornin to y'all! This is what my shitstained face looks like!

Rapper Travis Scott getting into Cryptocurrency?

10 Mar 2020 1 minute read comments smegnard

  Did anyone else hear the rumor that the Rapper Travis Scott is going to start endorsing a certain cryptocurrency? Does anyone know which crypto it is and if this endorsement is going to be happening soon? I got to admit, the rumors definitely get m...

The D Battery and the Bus Driver - True Story (Humor)

7 Mar 2020 6 minute read comments smegnard

This day started out like any other day. I went to the vocational school bus that always left after lunch and half the school day. As I walked onto the bus I saw a glimpse of the horror that haunted that bus every day. MRS. GREEN! The bus driver. Now...

The Fecal Pen - Best True Story Ever!

6 Mar 2020 4 minute read comments smegnard

This story is a totally true story that happened to me a couple years ago at one of my ex jobs. You see my job consisted of going to work and playing on the computer for about 8 hours or maybe 5 hours if I went in late. It got quite boring fast. But...

Marijuana And The Wheel Of Cheese - A Sad But True Funny Story

6 Mar 2020 2 minute read comments smegnard

So i used to smoke recreational weed as often as possible. I would never buy the shit because potheads a lot of times don't wanna bake alone. So i never paid for the shit!!! Which was nice cause i'm cheap. I've actually been told i'm so tight that i...